wank sinatra's vital statistics

birthday
24th august

lives
surrey, uk (just south of london)

drives
everyone mad

works
gynacologist (practising)

height
5ft 7

weight
sexy slob

religion
i was once told by a jehovah's witness that i was one of god's children so i guess that makes me the messiah

smokes
see below

drinks
vodka, razor blades, menstral blood a-plenty

eats
see above

listens to
depressing heavy metal played backwards at 250rpm

watches
watching car crashing whilst masturbating furiously in a bright orange mac and bobble hat

scared of
zion's enormous willy and fluffy bunny rabbits

clothes
none wherever possible

plays
keyboards and guitars.  yamaha and roland mainly (keys) and zion's just bought me my very own warlock to use!

all-time favourite front-person
frank sinatra and elvis presley

all-time favourite band
motorhead

all-time favourite cd
spice world by the spice girls

all-time favourite actor
gary oldman

all-time favourite actress
goldie hawn

all-time favourite decade
the '40's

all-time favourite car
the porsche spyder, the austin algero, the citroën 2cv

all-time favourite book
the hobbit

tattoos
i have lots

room 101
the list is endless - i hate everything and everyone because they hate me

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