Instrument/Equipment: DRUMS - Spaun Custom 100% birch shells 22", 10", 12", 14" (white honeycomb effect with black chrome); DW Bronze Custom Snare 14"; Roland TD-6 KW V-drums (5 Piece); CYMBALS - Zildjian K Crash 17"; Sabian AAXplosion Crash 18"; Sabian AAX China 18"; Sabian AAX Hi-Hats 14"; Zildjian A Custom Projection Ride 21"; PEDALS - DW 9000 Accelerator Double Kick Pedal (Smurf Speedball Beaters); DW 5000 Hi-Hat Stand; HARDWARE - Pearl Icon Rack System DR 501, DR 501e; Pearl PCX 100 Pipe Clamps; Pearl CH 2000 Gyrolock Cymbal Booms; DW Snare Stand; Protection Racket Flight Cases; MONITORING - Shure PSM 200 Wireless Personal Monitoring System; P2R Hybrid Bodypack Reciever; E2 In-ear Phones; SKINS - Remo (Toms + Bass); Evans (Snare); STICKS - Ahead 5A
Birthday: 10th September
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Role in SLT: Drums.  I try to keep it all as solid and as loud as possible!! Fuckers wont give me a microphone so I stick to what I know best! Just as important to me I do my utmost to keep a good playing vibe going, whether rehearsing, live or in the studio; a band is great if it injects feel, vibe and spirit. You may say that's my excuse for pulling all those faces!! No matter what you do in music - PLAY FROM YOUR FUCKING HEART!!!!
Love: Blow jobs, anal sex (with females), orgasms, getting rimmed, squirters, pretty girls, blondes, brunettes, gingers, bald fannies, girls girls girls, fuck buddies, great big fucking tits, peachy asses, virgins, dirty sluts, porn, getting pampered, being praised, driving really really really fast, getting a natural high eg. onstage, playing to a zillion like minded music lovers, dancing, music, drumzzzzzzzz, films, finding out something I never knew or that confused me and going "oh yeah!" getting things right, being in control, living with friends, animals that make interesting noises, mate funny or are a cool colour, working out in the gym and seeing the Arnie results, all the fans we have - u make me wanna dance, earning money, partying, surfing, being in a great band, looking 4ward to the future, doing exactly what I choose, getting even on the bastards, overcoming adversity, the sound of laughter, cheer and all that! If u know me u know what I like cus that's what I live for and what I advertise - forget all the bad shit! Instead of just existing lets fucking LIVE!! Did I forget to mention I LOVE getting a blow job??!!
Hate: Bad drummers - give up fool. Destruction of the environment - I love nature! Closed spaces - I love the outdoor life. Patronising people - don't tell me what I already know twat! Fucking ponces that never put their hand in their pockets. Closed minded people - shut your mouth and open your ears! Head fuckers - try me! Judgemental fuckers - we r all equal! Condoms - I aint a rubber fucker!! Ignorant bastards - let me educate you! Lazy fucking shit pieces - get a damn job, sell drugs, sell your cunt or ass, I don't care! just do something!!!, moaning cunts - get a fucking problem b4 I give you one!! People that try to imtimidate me - you better be big or tooled up u fucker! Frigid girls - stay the fuck away from me! U need it up the arse HARD! Never forget a blow job is mandatory! Authority (police, judges, magistrates, teachers, government) FUCK YOU ALL - I believe in dog eat dog, regression, no law, id get on just fine without all you, have never really needed you and would survive with my people in FREEDOM as it should be!! Its time to rise!!! Religion - all forms of it can go suck my balls. Its all lies! brainwashing to control others and the biggest cause of wars, don't u fanatical freak motherfuckers ever try to convert me! U will all burn in fire and brimestone whilst I sit on the right side of satan!! Fakes - get a life! Pedophiles - u will be found and tortured! Ranting bastards like me! Red Traffic lights - ok ill shut up now!
Personal: U now know I like to ramble like fuck and am a complete perv!! Erm perhaps a lot of u already knew this! Also id just like to inform you that if uve just read all this then your completely nuts and im gonna have sex with you!! ;)
Endorsements:
On the fans: If theres 1 thing that makes this whole SPiT LiKE THiS thing worth while, I'll tell ya, its those crazy ass people that come to our gigs, fly our flag for us, talk to us on msn, hand out our flyers, get us gigs all over the place, shit, when I think of the amount they do for us it just fucking makes me wanna get my piece out and wank! And why do they do all this? Because they are like-minded people absolutely no different to us, we are not above them, they are not below us! Without them we are nothing! It just amazes me how this thing keeps on growing! It's so cool that SPiT LiKE THiS is not just a band but a way of life for any to embrace, I really believe now that it is giving people something to wake up for, I know the same is true for me! Its so exciting to think of the SLuTz all over the world who we havent yet met, I cant fucking wait man, just make sure u come to meet us when we are in your neighbourhood and don't feel shy to come up and give us a big fuck u!! I know a lot is said in the newsletters but I'm real glad I got this opportunity to say a massive peace, love ,respect and above all a big fucking thankyou to y'all!! You rule and we rule and together we are unstoppable! Let's keep this train a rollin'! ROCK LIKE FUCK PEOPLE. x