december 2003
28th december 2003 got a brand new page for you to enjoy on spitlikethis.com, our flyer archive!  a lot of you collect our flyers but have missed out on early ones and some of our more active street slutz want to be able to print out their own flyers, well, now you can!  check it out...

28th december 2003 thought you might like a sneak peak of the latest smell your mum flyer which will go into circulation in january 2004.  rather proud of this one as it should piss a fuck load of people off - click on the thumbnail below for a big version!  if you want to help distribute this filth, join our faithful band of street slutz!

24th december 2003 just wanted to take this opportunity to wish you all happy holidayz.  we get 10's of thousands of visitors to this site a month and are always making new friends.  so, whether you have been around since day one or have only just stumbled across our corner of cyberspace - THANK YOU for being here and THANK YOU for your support.  this is a 24/7 endeavor for us and the only thing that makes it worth it is you!!!  so, grab yourself one of our kool kards to plaster your house with then ROKK LIKE FUKK my friend, ROKK LIKE FUKK!!!!!!  spit like this loves you!

17th december 2003 opened a new section on the site today, fan pixx!  we've had a couple of our slutz send in some spit like this art and, being the proud masters that we are, we wanted to display it.  so, a whole new section was born!  please send in any of your spit like this related art to us at fanpixx@spitlikethis.com and we'll bung it online!

16th december 2003 vote for us in the nme awards 2004!!  just follow this link and fill out the form putting spit like this in as many goddam categories as you can, you wonderful people!!!

12th december 2003 what a most triumphant day!  i like days like today.  spent 4 hours at the tattooists then came home to find this rather amazing review - giving us the accolade of demo of the week, no less - on organart.com (if link has expired, click here to read it in our reviews section)

10th december 2003 out now is this dvd biography on rammstein - reason we're letting you know about it is that it features music by none other than us, spit like this!  the dvd is out now by chrome dreams.  currently in production is one on iron maiden, which should also has some spittin' tunes!

5th december 2003 just got back from the tattoo parlour today - got my fingers tattooed with 'real' on one hand and 'fake' on the other.  the music business is full of bullshitters; i plan to use my new bodyart to let the people i encounter know exactly what i think of them - the fuckers.  anyway, you can check them out on my about page.

3rd december 2003 got my voting papers through today for the 2004 brit awards (for those outside the uk, the brits are run by the bpi -british phonographic institute - and is the uk's equivalent of the grammy's). you should see the tosh i have to choose from!!  david fucking sneddon.  gareth fucking gates.  even abs for fuck's sake!!!  motherfucker!  but, vote i shall as this is one fantastic opportunity for us to raise one finger to all the manufactured dogshit out there as i shall ensure that every vote i place goes to take a vote away from the pap mentioned above...   

2nd december 2003 just added some new pictures in the gallery from our gig last saturday at the garage.  there's some amazing shots there so check 'em out!  big thanx to gaz for doing the pix!

1st december 2003 it's coming up for xmas time - the perfect excuse to get even more wasted and act even more like a total spoilt bastard.  can hardly wait!!  anyway, from us to you, a festive card for the holiday season - click on the thumbnail below for a big version to print out and stick just about everywhere you can think of!!

1st december 2003 gig announcement: thursday 15th january 2004 at the harp rock bar, west croydon.  full details to follow, but scratch this on your wall...

1st december 2003 congratulationz are in order for the following 5 people: lee mcintyre (cornwall, uk), sarah harriss (london, uk), scott brown (victoria, australia), josh williams (somerset, uk) & james smith (margate, uk).  you are the 5 winners of last month's boner competition to win a spit like this t-shirt!!  we had bags of entries so better luck next time to those people that didn't win.  there'll be a new competition in the new year so make sure you enter again!

november 2003
19th november 2003 gig announcement: saturday 29th november upstairs at the garage, 20/22 highbury corner, london n5.  this is a club noir presentation so, after the show, you can party til the early hours!!  it is really fucking important that we get as many of you reprobates down there as possible - download one of our flyers to get in cheaper.  there are 3 other bands playing: dust:retox, skelliga, silence is sexy, the fodez project & simeone, so it should be an amazing night.  we're thinking of putting a bus/coach on so, interested parties, please get in touch for details.  if any of our STREET SLuTz are in that area before hand, PLEASE download this flyer sheet and hand them out.  it is vital we get as many bodies in as possible and get there early for a free t-shirt giveaway!!!

18th november 2003 it's competition time again folks!  to help celebrate rockreview.co.uk's 1st birthday, spit like this have kindly donated no fewer than 6 t-shirts for them to giveaway during november.  so, click this link and see if you can't blag one - don't panic, the link will open in a new window so you don't have to surf away from this life-changing experience...

12th november 2003 check out t3's brand spanking new spit like this tattoo!  he wandered past a tattooists today, grabbed one of our flyers, waltzed in and got our logo tattooed!  now that's fuckin' dedication for ya!!

11th november 2003 brand new batch of spit like this flyers for the street slutz has just arrived meaning that we have given away, free, more than a quarter of a million flyers!  there's a fuck of a lot of people out there that we need to thank - every slut especially, we salute you dudes and dudettes!
 

6th november 2003 don't think i mentioned it before, but vikki got a cool tattoo on her butt for her birthday, well, she had it finished off and coloured in today - you can view it here (although it is looking a bit raw at the moment) so click then scroll to the bottom.. big thanx to sophie at eternal for the work!! 

6th november 2003 another backprint design has been added to the shop due to recent events with us getting into conflict and trouble with just about anyone and everyone - 'don't fuck with spit like this'.  it is aimed at everyone that ever has crossed us - take warning, losers, we will not forget you...

5th november 2003 calling all STREET SLuTz!!  we are so overwhelmed by what an amazing job you are doing, we would like once more to reward your unwavering loyalty!  for a limited time, you can have a 'proud to be a spit like this slut' t-shirt for the ridiculous price of just £3, and that includes shipping!!  obviously, we would love to give you all one for free, but we'd have to sell all our gear or something to afford to do that!  but this is the next best thing as this is total bottom line - we don't make a penny.  we just want to do something to say thank you thank you thank you!!  for more info, follow this link

october 2003
31st october 2003 it's hallowe'en and, to celebrate, spit like this are sponsoring a hallowe'en party at the shades pub in crawley, west sussex.  hot as hell in the shades will be hosted by our very own t3 and will feature a night of great music and loads of spit like this giveaways!!

30th october 2003 you know what?  i've had enough.  every time i set foot onto the streets, i get abused by those townie halfwits.  i know they're all in-bred - i can see it on their buck-toothed faces.  they are the scurge of our society.  watch any cops n robbers programme and it will always be some turd in a baseball cap that is joyriding, killing people left right and centre.  and i am sure that you feel the same.  i'm sure you get abuse from these nike clones.  well, it's time for us to unite, take a stand and let them know what complete retards they really are!  yes, i have designed a new spit like this t-shirt backprint- 'do your bit to clean up the streets, kill a townie!' - buy yours now!!!   

30th october 2003 just published my second article on band-wars.co.uk.  the subject is one that is close to my heart - censorship.  as you can probably guess, i am against all forms of censorship and believe that every person has the right to express him or herself in any way they see fit.  however, i often get repurcussions because of this belief, most recently, my run-in with the law regarding the word 'fuck' on the boner.  this article explores the debate a bit further.

29th october 2003 gig updates: just received news that the gig at vc halls has been cancelled (by the promotor, not us) so big apologies to all those in kent that were looking forward to a night of mayhem and chaos.  however, never fear, we have replaced that show with another on the same day, december 18th, at the infamous purple turtle in camden town, london.  more details will be published as soon as we receive them.

25th october 2003 as you know, there are loads of shops dotted around the country selling our smell your mum wares but, up until now, we've not let anyone online sell the stuff.  well, as from today, you can get your asses over to our first online affiliate, alternateclothing.com where they not only sell smell your mum t-shirts but also the full range of spit like this ones!

23rd october 2003 happy birthday to the one and only vikki spit!!  all cards, pressies, cocaine to the usual address...

22nd october 2003 to celebrate the article below, i (zion) have designed a spit like this t-shirt that says 'spit like this defend your right to offend' on the back.  if and when i go to court, i shall wear it with pride.  remember, these self appointed nazi's are NOT your censors.  only YOU can censor yourself so fight for your freedoms of expression.  we'll be giving away 5 of these t-shirts in the next newsletter, so keep your eyes posted!  in the meantime, help fight our legal battle by buying your one here!

22nd october 2003 well, it had to happen and, today, it did!  we got pulled over by the police as they had received a complaint about the fact that the boner has 'rock like fuck' emblazened on the roof.  several things piss me off about this.  #1 the anally repressed cocksucker that reported us.  surely, they must have something better to do with their lives??  i hope you're reading this, you cunt.  and i hope that the most despicable things happen to you and your family.  get a fucking life.  #2 the actual cops themselves.  good cop and bad cop.  do they not have real criminals to try and find??  they tried to explain to me that the word is offensive.  to whom??  i don't find is offensive.  what i do find offensive is that the police force is overrun by racists that think hitler had some good ideas.  what i do find offensive is every cunt that verbally assaults me for the way i look on an almost daily basis.  and, no doubt if you're reading this, you also get abuse for the way you look.  well, from now on, if they use the word 'fuck' in conjunction with any of that abuse, PLEASE call the police and tell them - not forgetting to mention how offended you are.  apparantly, they are currently hot on this type of 'crime' - or at least they are if you're a long-haired rocker minding his own business.  they told me that i had 48 hours to remove the offending word or else i'll be going to court.  well, bring it on i say.  i refuse to remove the word fuck and i am exercising my right as a human being to represent and express myself in any way i see fit.  i will defend my right to offend. we do not yet live in a fascist state, we live in a country filled with rapists and murderers.  until they clean them off the streets, the word FUCK will remain firmly in place.  and, whilst i'm here, does that mean my forearms are also committing a crime??  perhaps i should remove them?  who took the 'great' from great britain?  i'll tell you - every meely mouthed mother fucker that writes and enforces these kind of petty, insignificant laws - laws that are there supposidly to PROTECT not CENSOR.

20th october 2003 gig announcement: hooray!  our first gig outside of london!!  well, all you lucky lucky people that live in kent had better start saving your pennies as we're hitting the vc club, sheerness on 18th december.  for full details, go to our tour page.

17th october 2003 late night searches have uncovered a review of our two ep's by none other than the godfather of goth, mick mercer - author of '21st century goth' - on starvox.net.  ok, so he wasn't too kind about a couple of tracks, but we'll forgive him because 1. he is a very hard man to please and, 2. what he said about the rest more than makes up for it - what a splendid chap!

16th october 2003 yet another t-shirt design has been added, this time, it's one for the men!  'i listen to spit like this because i have a massive cock!' - go on, you know you want one...

14th october 2003 added a new interview to the archives - our world domination is spreading fast as this publication is on the other side of the planet in tasmania!  that's near australia for all you ppl that don't know.  it's a triangular shaped, heavily thatched place.  hmmm, sounds familiar... anyway, the interview was with the vikkstar and you can read the whole thing from here. 

13th october 2003 just added a new t-shirt design, one for all you feisty chicks out there..  best of all, the slogan was penned by our very own vikki spit!  the slogan?  'you don't need a cock to rock!!'  check it out...

9th october 2003 gig announcement: who says we don't give it back?  on the 23rd november, we're going to be playing at an all day charity event for shelter, the homeless charity.  that should get us our wings.  so, do your bit for mankind and get your butts to the cartoon, croydon.  not only will we be there, but other top bands like centurion's ghost, exitbyname, rebirth, illuminatus and the ga ga's.  tickets are only £6 and the whole event is supported by uk metal station, totalrock.com

8th october 2003 no-one can accuse us of not having a sense of humour and being self-depricating... you can now reach the best fucking site on the internet (that's this one, in case ya didn't know) by typing in www.shitlikethis.com.  well, let's face it, any critics of us are no doubt going to think they are highly original and call us shit like this so, to help emphasize how unoriginal they are, to highlight their stupidity (and to have a jolly good giggle), we thought that we should buy it!

3rd october 2003 finally, they have been released... yes, at last i have made all the necessary updates to our sister site, smellyourmum.com and put up approximately 100 new t-shirt designs!  they're pikk 'n' mixx style like our lovey sltees and, with chrimbo only a couple of months away, it's a great time for you to spend 'n' offend!! 

3rd october 2003 ok, i can't give too much info away here (mainly because i don't know too much information about it!) but, it would seem that top cable channel, live tv, are positively salivating at the chance to feature spit like this soon!  more info will appear as 'n' when, until then, go get your vcr serviced coz u know it's gonna be unmissable!

september 2003
30th september 2003 our first number one!!  the first of many, i'm sure..  american shock jock, vince wylde, has just voted spit like this his number one band!  here's what he had to say: '1. SPIT LIKE THIS - It's official. This is THE band to see, hear, taste, experience. Lord Zion and his crew of un-wanted houseguests will re-awaken your inner child and scare the crap out of your kids. You must buy their CDs. NOW. Radio's Avenger commands you. Go now to Spit Like This Dot Com'

30th september 2003 they say insanity runs in the family well, vikki spit's brother, dean, was in the daily star today (page 13) for flashing king of the perspex box, david blaine!  dean has a wonderful habit of getting his nob out and now it is known across the land.  well done that man!!

29th september 2003 always keen to offer bang for your buck, we have a fantastic new range of spit like this t-shirts available for you right now!  best thing is you can pikk 'n' mixx your own colours / styles / prints!!  aaaaaand, last but by no means least, we've dropped the price to just £9.99 including worldwide shipping - that's about $17.  fuck, are we mad or what?!  evidently we are so, before we take some happy pills and realise our terrible mistake, get buying!!!!

29th september 2003 made it onto the news pages of top indie magazine, organart.com today.  here's what they had to say: 'SPIT LIKE THIS want you to know that they stare death in the face daily since they bought themselves a hearse...Seems said Daimler hearse is known as The Boner – bassist Vikki Spit (who claims to have funded band activities selling her used underwear on e.bay or say it says here  - good old e.bay eh, what do you think we do with all the crap CDs we get sent here at Organ these days) was heard to say “You need us, you’ve always needed us. The world would be so bland without people like us. Worship at our feet and be greatful that you will be alive during the reign of Spit Like This” ….next time send underwear with your press releases you Spits, never mind pictures of your hearse….'

25th september 2003 where the fuck is our oscar, that's what i want to know!  yes folks, the second spit like this rockumentary, spit like this go to archway, is now online.  and it's over 9 minutes of fucking funny stuff!  you can download it from here.

25th september 2003 just added some live shots from our show at the archway monday - you can check them out from the gallery.

24th september 2003 published another interview we had recently today.  one of the stranger interviews, it took place with bupesh from lyrically speaking in the boner in a b&q carpark!  to read it, and more, click here

24th september 2003 got a wicked plug today on vince wylde's blogspot (vince is a usa shock jock) - talking about an argument he got into the other day he said '"if metal musicians are such homos then I dare you to go to this web site (plug the mighty spit like this here) and email lord zion and tell him how bad he sucks, you bloody townie." (crap, i'm even starting to sound like z...). now obviously this is very juvenile but... the argument ended there. i know he checked the site, i know he saw the band, and i know it intimidated the hell out of him'.  intimidating??  us??!  never!!!

23rd september 2003 life is never simple for spit like this.  returning from our triumphant show in the early hours of last night, the vehicle carrying vile gilez and stevie lee all of a sudden got surrounded by 3 cop cars then 5 of the tit-heads leapt out and surrounded the car.  vg and the driver, darren, were going off on one and, eventually, darren got nicked and dragged to the cells leaving a pissed off (and pissed) vg to get everyone home 'safely'!

18th september 2003 our campaign to rid the world of shit like westlife, n'sync etc is 1 year old today!  against manufactured pop (a.m.p.) is a movement and website set up by us for you to voice your disgust at people like simon cowell who rams his bollocks down our throat endlessly.  the bastard.  you can check out the signatures and add your own here.

16th september 2003 and as our mission to liven up this dull planet continues, it looks like our message is spreading far and wide.  check out this online article in the usa then bow down and worship at the altar of spit like this!

15th september 2003 four down and one to go - vikki spit now has her own address on msn (rather than nicking mine, grrrrrrrr), so please all you rampant bastards, male and female, add her to your address book.  vikkispit@hotmail.com - don't forget that you can also chat to spitlikestevie@hotmail.com, vilegilez@hotmail.com & spitlikethis@hotmail.com 

15th september 2003 got interviewed today for a magazine (more details coming soon) - to read what glorious insights i revealed, click here 

11th september 2003 you're never too cool to remember the events in new york two years ago.  it's not often we get political, and it's not about to start now, but that was something we will always remember.  rock in peace...

6th september 2003 went back to the tattooists today so that me, vikki and stevie could get our spit like this tattoos finished off.  and man do they look fucking awesome!  naturally, we filmed it all so we'll get that online asap as well as some pix of it.  you can view part 1 of the movie 'let's get tattooed!' here.  big thanks to sophie and adrian at eternal tattoos, surrey for their work.  if you ever feel the urge to get inked, i can recommend no better place!

5th september 2003 gig announcement: got another date for your diaries - the cartoon club, croydon on the 10th october.  we'll be supporting the rainbow rising.  for more details, go to our tour page

1st september 2003 gig announcement: we'll be playing at the archway tavern, london on the 22nd september.  we'll be supporting the renegade playboys, who recently supported the darkness at the astoria!  so, should be a good one.  for more details, go to our tour page.

1st september 2003 remember me telling you that hmv have asked to stock our cd's??  well, they contacted again today as it seems a lot of you have been pre-ordering them!  so big thanx for that and, don't worry, we'll get them there in the next few weeks!

august 2003
30th august 2003 the official biography has been updated and, not only can you read it but, i've also put up the jpeg version of it.  that means you can view 'n' download the very same version that gets spread around amongst industry types.

30th august 2003 now, i know that you just want to spend all day every day cruising our site and hanging out with us but, let's face it, even the most hardy fan has to take a breather now and then...  but, the good news is that we can now be with you for all eternity peering down at you from your computer desktop!  that's right, you can now download some spit like this wallpaper.  not only will it increase the value of your pooter, it will also make all your friends jealous and, quite possibly, stop world hunger!*

*wallpaper may not increase the value of your pooter or stop world hunger.  
but it sure do look pretty!

28th august 2003 glory days!  the very first spit like this rockumentary is now online for you to download!!  filmed by us when we got our tatts last week, i've spent the last week editing the footage together to make an 8 minute masterpiece.  watch stevie lee get inked for the very first time!  see me (zion) and my massive boner! drool at vikki spit as she gets needled!  you'll need to have windows media player or real player to view the movies so, what are you waiting for??

26th august 2003 at long last, we've managed to use stealth and cunning to get some pix of t3 for the webshite.  as you know, t3 - aka terence t terence - is an elusive, reclusive soul that leads a mysterious life full of things i am sworn to secrecy about.  anyway, check out his gallery page for the full picture...

22nd august 2003 me, vikki and stevie were at eternal tattoo in surrey today getting some spit like this tattoos.  we video'd the whole thing so will sort that out and get it online.  will also get some stills sorted.  big thanx to sophie for her work on vikki and steve and no smaller thanx to adrian for mine.  we'll be back there in a couple of weeks to get 'em finished off and coloured in!  

21st august 2003 transferred the number plate 'b16 slt' to 'the boner' today (big spit like this - geddit?!) despite me having to storm out of halfords coz the guy was fucking pissing me off.  got my own back though, stormed right back in and stuck a 'go fuck yourself' sticker on the cunt, told him he was a fucking prick then stormed back out again.  nothing is easy in slt land!

20th august 2003 this is funny - i like this.  click on this link and read the entry for aug 20th 2003 - seems i'm a sick, deranged lunatic (who'da guessed?)!  also, whilst ur there, u may as well check out aug 14th.  who says we don't fuckin' rule?!  the author?  none other than top shock jock u.s. dj vince wylde!

20th august 2003 don't panic people - he's safe and sound!!  yes, the rumours are true - our manic thundergod, vile gilez, was nearly bbq'd yesterday in brighton when his car exploded for no apparent reason!  and vg??  escaped without a scratch.  he must be overdrawn on those 9 lives of his.  and what is it with him and cars??  in the 6 months he's been spitting, he's had no less than 5 cars - all of which have met an untimely and unexpected demise.  he's the fucking bemuda triangle for motors!

18th august 2003 check this out people!  i got my very first regular column over at band-wars.co.uk - check out my first entry here!  and big thanx to will for the job!!

15th august 2003 happy dayz people!  the boner finally got it's new look today and, boy, what a look!!!  it just looks amazing - click on the little picture of it below to see it in all it's glory...

14th august 2003 now this is what i call a loyal fan!  got an email today from one of our fans in the uk - "this happened in june when i was doing my gcse exams. i was sitting in the hall doing fuck all in my history exam...when i remembered i had some of your 'go fuck yourself' stickers in my pocket so i stuck a few on my desk when one of the teachers... spotted this i was kicked out of the exam and my paper was ripped up so instead of getting an e or if i'm lucky a d, i'm getting no fucking grade at all just for promoting the best fucking band in my lifetime!!" that is fucking hardcore devotion for ya!  well, she may have fucked up her life in the name of the greatest rock n roll band of the new millennium but at least she'll get a free t-shirt as a consolation!  rock like fuck!!!

13th august 2003 how's this for a great recommendation??  ben glover, uber dj for storm radio sent us this following email concerning our cd's: "the choons are as good as vikki's panties...they rock!"!  y'see, he's been plugging the mighty spit like this real good on his radio show so we sent him a pair of the vikkstar's finest to keep him, um, entertained...

12th august 2003 this is kind of neat.  towerrecords.com has started stocking our first ep, 'the pop shot!' - it costs $9.99 before shipping so you're better off buying from us but, hey, if you wanna put some $$ in their pockets as well as ours, go right ahead!

11th august 2003 wanna know what's bad about rehearsing in a hot, humid, non-air conditioned rehearsal studio on the hottest day of the year???  do ya?!  it gives you laryngitis, that's what.  how much does that suck? my voice has disappeared so all pressies and sympathy to the usual address.  me not impressed! 

10th august 2003 typical, hottest day of the year and where do you find us?  in a hot, humid, non-air conditioned rehearsal studio, blasting out some tunes that were being filmed for inclusion on this here webshite.  so, within the next few weeks, there will be mpegs of us goofing around at rehearsals etc.  fucking funny stuff!

9th august 2003 knowing how much you love chatting to your all-time favourite band of renogades and reprobates, the axe god that is stevie lee has joined the 21st century and got himself on msn.  so, if you want to chat to him add spitlikestevie@hotmail.com to your address book.  to chat to vile gilez, add vilegilez@hotmail.com and, for me (zion) and vikki spit, add spitlikethis@hotmail.com - t3 refuses to come out of his cave for this one, being the elusive reclusive abusive soul that he is!

8th august 2003 was asked today to do a piece for the surrey comet (newspaper) on townies vs. rockers.  very difficult to do without using words like 'cunts' and 'motherfuckers', but i did it and i think i made my point.  i concurred that, all the jewelry they wear must cut off vital air supplies to their brains making them retarded.  will they print this??  well, only time will tell!  watch this space.

8th august 2003 we need ur help doing a bit of detective work 4 us.  just heard that a few months ago kerrang! magazine did a competition with our notorious smell your mum stuff as prizes.  well, we didn't know anything about it so, if any of you out there have seen it and can shed some light, please get in touch! and thanx to the spunky one for letting us know...

5th august 2003 congratulations are in order to vikki spit who, today, celebrates the lifting of the caution she got 5 years ago for a drug related incident!

2nd august 2003 how sad and pathetic is this??  got a letter today, sorry, a card, from 'one of many' in canada.  at first i thought it was gonna be fan mail, opened it all excited only to find a card sprouting propaganda about god, about how fucking great he is, and our flyers n stickers inside all torn up!!  m-u-t-h-a-f-u-c-k-e-r-s!!  look, dickhead, if you're reading this, those things cost us money.  cunts like you ruin it for everyone else.  so fuck off and don't you dare enter my life to preach to me without my permission.  if i want a serman, i'll find a minister.  go suck off a vicar or something, you god-bothering twat.  you took things from me under false pretences and, for that, you will burn in the hell you created.  and that makes me fucking laugh.  you nob-end.

1st august 2003 our hq has moved as from today.  we had our final blast at the annexe (see images from that fateful night) and we now live in south park!  can you believe it, spit like this in south park??!!  i'm sure there's a joke or two in that, but i'll leave you lot to make 'em up.  so, all future correspondences etc go to the new address which is on this site somewhere. 

july 2003
27th july 2003 got some new spit like this flyers heading your way.  if you're one of our street sluts and need your supply, drop us a line.  if you want to become part of the most exciting and notorious street team there is, the spit like this street sluts, click here to see what's involved then sign up!

26th july 2003 ok people - those guys at storm radio seem to love us and, the 8 million people that have heard us so far seem to love us.  but it just ain't enough!!  we want the whole fucking world to love us!!!  you get more bang for your buck with spit like this - we are the only fucking band around that gives out free shit endlessly and we are the only fucking band around that gives a shit about you - the fans that make this happen.  we provide you with the ammo you need to take on your enemies and show the world you matter.  please please please help us win this radio competition and help banish the world of manufactured pop bullshit - text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 now!  then do it again.  then get all your mates to do it.  then nick some townie's mobile and send a thousand from there.  just keep on doing it and we will be victorious!!!  thank you - we worship you, we love you and every atom in our bodies was created to serve you!

25th july 2003 is every idea that comes out of my fucking head destined to be stolen, plagiarized or ripped off??  apparently so.  the latest culprits?  none other than the bbc who, in a late night programme called monkey dust, had a character appear wearing a smell your mum CNUT t-shirt!!  thanx to ant for spotting and reporting - nice to know that we are corrupting at the very highest level!

22nd july 2003 me 'n' the vikkstar just got back from an interview with the mighty bupesh from lyrically speaking magazine - the first interview ever held in the boner!  anyway, as soon as it's published, we'll let you know and, bupesh, if ur reading this - thanx!!

21st july 2003 today is the day we need you more than ever! from now until the 28th july, storm radio are going to be playing one of our tracks, 'trust your instincts'.  we need you to vote for us - if we win, we get added to the playlist permanantly!  help non-manufactured music destroy the opposition!!  please please please text SPIT LIKE THIS to 07870 150 151 as many times as you can until the 28th - and get all your mates to do it too!  thanx - we owe you  xxxxx 

21st july 2003 arrrrrrgggghhh, i get so fucking mad sometimes.  check this out - me and vixx were out today, minding our own business, when some fucking arsehole scumbag chav (you know, baseball cap, head to toe in sportswear, covered in gold) said 'look at the state of that' about vikki.  well, never one to put up with too much shit, she went over to him and slapped a 'go fuck yourself' sticker on his fila top.  poor guy nearly exploded with anger!!  anyway, this got me thinking - we all know that these people are, to quote myself, 'the dogshit of our youth', and what do we do about dogshit??  we clean it up, we get it off our streets.  so, go find yourself a townie and give him a good fucking kicking in the name of spit like this and reclaim the streets for rock n roll!!

21st july 2003 loox like we've found a new location for spit like this hq - in south park!  yes, it's true, the new hq is going to be in an area called south park.  how cool is that?  we'll keep you posted on the relocation, expected to happen in the next week or so. 

20th july 2003 as of today, we're renaming our street team the STREET SLuTz.  why SLuT?  well, you lot have become family to us so, SLuT stands for Spitting Like U Too!  we'll get t-shirts n shit sorted at some point.  want to become a SLuT??!  simple, click here! 

19th july 2003 did you know that we have the best drummer in rock today??  well, we do.  and, what's more, you can now chat to him via the gift of the msn messenger!  just add vilegilez@hotmail.com to your contacts list then join him on one darkened night...  warning: if you are female, treat him rough.  he like it like that!  p.s. in case you don't know, you can also talk to me (z) and/or vikki spit on msn by adding spitlikethis@hotmail.com to your address book.  we don't need to be treated rough, we just get pissed and say stoopid thingz :o)

17th july 2003 proof, as if any is needed, that our street team are the best in the world, came today in the form of an email from hmv, one of the biggest sellers of music in the world.  one of our most prolific street sluts emailed them complaining that they had no spit like this.  the response?? "having viewed the website, I would be only too happy to sell cd's by the band on-line".  so, major kudos to hmv then and big thanx to that particular street slut and, as soon as it happens, we'll let ya know!

17th july 2003 remember vince wylde, shock jock dj from talk radio in the usa who has been mercilessly plugging the mighty spit like this??  well, he wants a new theme song for his radio show and guess who the fuck he has asked to use?  well, it don't take a genius to work out that i'm talkin' 'bout us!!!!

16th july 2003 been a bit quiet on the news front this month.  apologies for that - we're smack bang in the middle of relocating spit like this hq so can't keep on top of everything like we usually do.  normal service will resume asafp..  anyway, did get an email from someone stateside to let us know that their band will be covering one of our songs at their next gig.  how cool is that??  our first tribute band!  spit like that??  who knows!!  anyway, hope ur gig goes ok and, remember, rock like fuck!

4th july 2003 got a call today from storm radio - they wanted me to record a message to their listeners.. "hey, this is spit like this and you just listened to 'trust your instincts'", that kind of thing.  seems they're gonna be sticking us on heavy rotation in the next few weeks.  you can listen to them on sky digital 860, ntl digital 881, telewest digital 925, dab digital radio and, if you have your mobile phone handy, text spit like this to 07870 150 151

june 2003
24th june 2003 how gross is this?! if you get the chance, check out the latest issue of the sport's ladsmag.  page 72 you'll find a competition to win some of our smell your mum t-shirts.  very cool indeed.  the model they used to accompany the competition though has, to say the least, seen better days... check this out -

23rd june 2003 remember me telling you about the mobile phone logo company advertising in kerrang! that nicked our notorious smell your mum logo??  well, we found out who they were and dropped them a line or two...  we're glad to say this un-endorsed logo has now been removed from their site(s).  a big thank you to those that informed us of this copyright infringement.  you're like our own private kgb or something...  keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you!

21st june 2003 to celebrate the sheer total excellence in buying our own hearse, we have now bought the domain name 'theboner.co.uk' (the boner being the name of said hearse).  we're gonna point it to spitlikethis.com so it'll be yet another way of finding your way to the world's greatest rock 'n' roll band!

18th june 2003 it's here!!  after months of looking, more months of waiting, our very own spit like this hearse has arrived!  it's a daimler ds420 from 1984 (the same kind princess di was carted off in) and is so cool.  this is the car we do everything in from popping to the shops to cruising to gigs!  we've even bought the number plate 'b16 slt' (big spit like this) for it.  anyway, you can find out more info about it on it's very own page!

17th june 2003 oh dear oh dear.  never one's to shy away from controversy and always willing to push the boundaries of decency and good taste, check out the latest smell your mum flyers.  we're calling it the sex 'n' death flyer.  these are at the printers right now and we will be tip-toeing along the edges of the law by distributing these to those that want them in the next week or so.  if you're under 18, you probably shouldn't look.  but i just know you're gonna...

16th june 2003 our first live review - and it's a good 'un!  big thanx to bupesh for seeing the light and helping to inform the planet about just how fucking fine and dandy we are.  whether he likes it or not, he's just become an indelible part of spit like thistory!  mwahahahaaa!!  you can read the full thing here and keep your eyes peeled for some live shots from the very same show soon!

13th june 2003 got a very nice review on skate site no front teeth today.  it's a joint review of our two cd's; here's the highlights: "this is really sordid and sleazy in such a good way. these tracks are so well put together and produced...this is very unique and splendidly sick. it’s definitely exciting and interesting and that goes for the sound as well as the image...this is not everyday boring music. far from it". you can visit their site at no front teeth.  and as for our cd's - they are getting very limited in numbers now so why not grab yourself a copy before they're all gone??!

12th june 2003 well well well.  would you believe it?  any of you that live in the uk will be aware of a certain tv show called fame academy (other readers would recognise it as a cross between big brother and pop idol).  well, check this out.  seems that this year, they wanted to be taken more seriously and find some serious talent, not just pop dross.  and who did they ask to go in the house??  me, z, that's who!  they heard about me ("this guy is a genius and so for-real, he even has fuck you tattooed on his arms!") and asked me to go in.  naturally, not wanting to be associated with such utter dross, i turned them down.  funny as fuck though, eh??!

11th june 2003 cheeky motherfuckerzzzzz!  just heard from a 'source' that some cunt of a company, in the back of 'kerrang!' magazine, has advertised the smell your mum logo as a download for a mobile.  cunts.  did they ask?  did they offer a royalty??  no.  so, if any of you out there can let us know who it is, please do coz we're gonna sue the fuckers out of business.  tanx.

1st june 2003 sometimes stuff happens that just blows my tiny mind..  just got a message from stevie lee who is at the donington download festival - apparantly, there are loads of people all over the place with smell your mum stuff.  how fucking cool!!  thanks if one of those people was you and you were flying the flag in our abstentia!

may 2003
22nd may 2003 have been asked by the mighty ken at sleazegrinder to "write a particularly sleazy cock rock tune for 'cock n roll 2'" (a compilation cd they do).  and it's already done!  within 24 hours of being asked, a brand new ultra sleazy, ultra tongue-in-cheek fan-fuckin'-tastic song called 'down on you' is in the bag... will keep you up to date on the compilation thing. 

22nd may 2003 how does she do it?  vikki caused a car crash today, and she doesn't even drive!  what was she doing??  i'll tell ya, fuck all!  she was crossing the road and the drivers were so mesmerised, they crashed into eachother!  how fuckin' funny is that??!

21st may 2003 found another great review for our anarchy for two cd.  thought i'd share it with you as it's on sleazegrinder and these guys make me laugh!  click here to read the highlights.

21st may 2003 check out the latest issue of bubblegum slut zine (issue # 11).  features an interview with me (z) about the spit like this universe along with a favourable review of our anarchy for two cd.  you get get a copy of the zine - also featuring interviews with the likes of pretty boy floyd and robin black's intergalactic rock stars - by sending a quid to 27 stores lane, tiptree, essex, co5 0lh.

17th may 2003 just letting you know that the show at the peel, kingston on june 14th is confirmed.  it's a saturday night so no excuses!!  go to our tour page for more info and a map, you can also download flyers for the event here!

14th may 2003 now this just about blows my fucking mind!  check out a piece of this email we got from one of our star street militia in ontario, canada: "just writin to keep in touch and let ya know alot of people seem to be talkin about spit like this around town... if you guys are ever gonna be in canada i know you will get a good turn out at your shows (in ontario at least!)".  how amazing is that??  anyway, a big slt greeting to everyone in ontario!

13th may 2003 the latest interview with z about our a.m.p. campaign (against manufactured pop) has just been put online.  check it out here and, if you haven't already, sign our petition and help us rid this world of manufactured pop bullshit!!!

13th may 2003 top talk dj in the usa, vince wylde, is one of the latest to discover the world of spit like this!  just got this email from him - "you've got an amazing voice and the cd's kick ass.  nice job!  i'll definitely give you a plug!".  cheerz vince - appreciate it!

13th may 2003 this is cool.  purveyors of bad taste, the sport newspaper, have a magazine called ladsmag.  well, they're very kindly going to give our smell your mum tees and spit like this a plug in a forthcoming issue!  not only that, but they think the vikkstar is "very fit and a bit dirty looking" - hoorah!  big thanx to john for making it happen.

10th may 2003 well, the contracts came through today...  territory: the universe.  not at all over the top then!!  will we sign?  well, only time will tell i guess.  time to let the scumbag bloodsucking lawyers loose!

8th may 2003 to celebrate the fact that we have been offered a five album deal (see below), we're putting on a show at gossips in soho (dean st, london.  just off oxford st.  tottenham court road tube station) on 15th may.  more details to follow so keep an eye on our tour page.

7th may 2003 some big big news for you today.  soooo goddamn big - the kind of news bands dream about, especially a band like us!  we've been offered a 5 album record deal and publishing deal!!!!  nothing has been finalized yet - as you know, we have a lot criteria for this kind of thing - but, the company in question has *no* pop bands on it's rosta at all - so that makes us very happy!  we also retain 100% creative control for all aspects of it.  the record company listened to over 2,000 cd's from around the world to reach us - and they're only interested in bands that will end up being among the top 5% in the world (ie U2, Bon Jovi - that kind of size) and it would appear that's us!!  we've not yet signed on the dotted line so more will be revealed soon - watch this space!

april 2003
27th april 2003 looks like we might be at the donington download festival at the end of may - more details to follow...  also just heard that we are going to be playing the whitby goth festival next year.  should be cool; we get to play on a cliff face!

20th april 2003 christ almighty, a typical night out partying with spit like this, eh? you want the highlights??  i only wish i'd taken a camera...  copious amounts of alcohol was consumed then we took over the dancefloor with our extreme posing and moshing... vikki & stevie went to find a bag of chips and ended up getting photo'd for style mag the face... vikki attacked some guy that wouldn't leave her alone and threatened to kill him... gilez took a strange blue powder he got given in the bogs and was almost instantly comatosed... z was hit on by a sexy dwarf chick... gilez was hit on by a cocaine dealing transexual and then raided a petrol station for snax!!  never a dull moment when you come play with us!!!

16th april 2003 surf your way over to the latest issue of missminx.com - they have a rather tasty interview with vikki spit along with her chosen a-side: 'music to to enjoy whilst kicking westlife repeatedly in the bollocks' - fantastic stuff!  big thanks to jenny for the exposure (!)

14th april 2003 found another review of 'anarchy for two' but it's all in italian!  we've bunged it through a translator and it basically says that we've matured from the first ep ('the pop shot!'), there's some blinding songs on this one, an epic anthem (that'll be 'to the bitter end') and they emphasised (again) that our kind of music is the music for the new century.  you can read the italian version here, if so inclined...

13th april 2003 just found out that our stickers have been featured on a canadian cable access channel - some programme about graffitti!  how fuckin' funny is that??  we have just about the best fuckin' street team on the planet i reckon - i don't know how you guyz n galz n ghoulz do it but we salute you!

7th april 2003 as from today, you can also get to our spooktacular webshite by typing in either gothglam.co.uk or glamgoth.co.uk - all the domains we own that point to this site are listed at the bottom of every page - more coming soon!

3rd april 2003 received a very nice call from a promotor who played our stuff to the decadence crowd at gossips in soho, london - seems the audience went 'apeshit' and 'ballistic' for it and thought it was fucking amazing stuff.  glad to hear it!  they obviously have extraordinarily good taste!!

3rd april 2003 just got a very favourable review for our 'anarchy for two' ep on candyforbadchildren.com - you can read the full review here and go check out their webshite!

1st april 2003 no, this ain't no april fool prank but, unbeknownst to everyone, we've been running a silent competition to see the most inventive use of our flyerz and stickerz.  loads of you send in pix, you see, of the various thingz you do with them and we've had some great onez over the last month or so.  anyway, a congratulationz goes out to ant who a) got suspended for his sticker abuse around school then b) celebrated by adorning his guitar with spit like this and smell your mum stuff!  he sent in the proof and today he's won a spit like this t-shirt and guitar pick!!!! if you think you can do better, send us the proof - we may or may not give away some more stuff soon!

march 2003
29th march 2003 big 10q to matt mason at totalrock.com for organising a smell your mum competition!  it closes on the 31st march so be quick with your entries - email swag@totalrock.com and tell them what your mum smells of for your chance to win some goodies!!  as the page won't be on their site for ever, we've captured it so we can bask in it's glory on a regular basis.  you too can bask by clicking on the image below...

22nd march 2003 check out the latest issue of 100% biker magazine.  they've dedicated half a page to the glory that is spit like this and smell your mum and done a competition!!  the article also features an interview with me (z) so is a worthy read.  you can see the propoganda by clicking on the pix below.
 

20th march 2003 did you see the news the other day?  the bit where they found a mini bomb factory near gatwick airport?  well, our very own t3 lives about 5 minutes away from there so he took himself down to where the tv crews were and got himself on the telly wearing one of our lovely spit like this t-shirts!  the programme went out live so millions saw the slogan 'spit like this say go fuck yourself'!  buy yours now!!!

19th march 2003 keep your eyes peeled for our very own vikki spit who is set to feature on online grrrrl magazine missminx.com!  she's currently being interviewed as we speak and the full feature will be coming soon!

18th march 2003 go buy the latest issue of rock sound magazine!  they're running a kool kompetition to win some of our infamous, notorious and riotous smell your mum goodies!  there are 5 limited edition hoodies up for grabs and all you gotta do to win is send a text message saying GRAB 6 to 85133.  get permission from the bill payer blah blah blah.  you can also enter by post - grab a pen and paper and write this down...  on one side of a postcard (the blank kind, not one of brighton pier or fluffy kittens) write down 'grab 6' then your name, age, address, telephone number, email address and mobile number.  then post it to rock sound, 2nd floor, 50a rosebery avenue, london, ec1r 4rp.  and to all the new people who will discover us through rock sound - welcome!!  you've discovered something worth sticking around for, grab yourself a free sticker and tell all yer mates.  click here to see the kompetition.

18th march 2003 the strangest things happen to us...  was overwhelmed with hundreds of emails this morning wanting free stickers.  weird thing was, they were all from romania??!!  wondered what the fuck was going on so did some exploring and found this... not that we can understand what the fuck it says!!

16th march 2003 got a review today for 'the pop shot!' ep on the underground society.  it's a great review (as per fuckin usual) and it is located right here.  only problem is, you'll have brush up on your a-level french as that's what fuckin language it's written in!!  well no-one can say we don't edumacate ya!

14th march 2003 well, it had to happen eventually, right??  right!  yes, the rumours are true and, despite all the odds, we have secured ourselves a ball-crunching tub-thumping head-smashing motherfucker of a skinster in vile gilez.  more info on the latest and final recruit will be added very soon.  we're currently waiting for george bush to finish with the united nations so we can plan our own world domination.  in the meantime, we're rehearsing like bastards to get this rock 'n' roll disaster out on the road to you eager lot.  watch this space...

7th march 2003 ok, this isn't news but a cry for help!  we are after a hearse to do up into the official spit like this transport.  do you know of any near you for sale??  if so, drop us a line!

6th march 2003 to celebrate the undeniable fact that we have created a brand new musical genre, we have bought the domain name gothglam.com so, if you type that in, you will get to spitlikethis.com!

3rd march 2003 we have great pleasure in announcing the safe arrival of a bonny bouncing brand new guitar player, stevie lee.  more details will be posted on this riff monster very soon, in the meantime, he's busy learning the songs!  so, it's just a drummer we need now... where are you hiding you skin beating beast??!

february 2003
28th february 2003 check out the latest issue of powerplay magazine!  we've got a track on their covermount cd ('trust your instincts') and the whole thing is available for just £3.50 from all good newsagents.  you can check out the cover here

28th february 2003 the first of our new recruits was, um, recruited today!  t3 will be doing joint keyboard and second guitar roles in spit like this on tour.  more info will be posted on t3 soon... we're also auditioning several guitar players but you drummers are hiding in the fucking woodwork!!  if you're out there and want to be part of something that is gonna be fucking massive, get in touch now!

28th february 2003 keep an eye out for issue 11 of bubblegum slut fanzine.  we've just done an interview with them which will feature in it!  big thank you to alison for seeing the vision.  go check out their webshite and tell 'em we sent ya!

24th february 2003 well, it would appear that we've invented a whole new musical genre!  unable to completely pinpoint exactly what this noiz that spit like this is, xfm dj kevin greening today said, and i quote, 'i think you've invented a completely new genre of music: glam goth'.  so, there we have it.  we might be glam goth.  and neo-porn.  how kewl is that??  inventing two brand new musical genres with our two musical releases!  are we fucking genius, or what??!

22nd february 2003 you can now chat online with us in real time with msn instant messenger.  our user id thing is spitlikethis@hotmail.com so get in touch!  use this address for chat only - emails to the regular address.

19th february 2003 out today are the first batch of spit like this t-shirts!!  these are the first in our 'official banned product' range and there are four different designs to choose from and some of them even contain (gasp!) bad language!!!  go check 'em out!

12th february 2003 today has been a good day.  we like days like today.  got an email yesterday from a smell your mum convert who had phoned up xfm dj kevin greening to tell him about smell your mum and spit like this.  she emailed me to say that kevin wanted stickers, i emailed kevin and, sure enough, got a mail back today from him to say that he'd love some - and a t-shirt!  naturally, being self-promoting publicity sluts, we'll be getting some spit like this cd's off to him too in our demented effort to convince the world that, quite frankly,  we rule!! 

12th february 2003 big burly noisy dirty biker magazine, 100% biker, are behind us, um, 100%!!  they gave us a rather tasty name-check on their webshite forum and are going to be featuring us in a forthcoming issue.  they'll be doing a t-shirt giveaway and helping to spread the word by giving their readers the lowdown on spit like this and smell your mum.  big 10q to pat for doing the biz!

11th february 2003 got a great email today from alex payne, metal dj (ie plays metal, not a hard c-3po) at lakes college radio who said, among other things: "i got the pack dude.  thanks much.  so i heard the cds out some.  yes!!! u guys got the trashiest sound i ever heard.  an i don't mean to slate u sayin that. it's pure innuendo in a bag!".  well, obviously, he has impeccable taste and we, therefore, salute him in the only way we know how...  so, have you got yours yet??  if not, why not? bad people.  it's only 3 quid.  shit, i've had wanks that cost me more than that!!

10th february it's a bit late, but worth a mention - our distributor has a stand at kensington's londonedge show (8th - 11th feb) and has reported unprecedented interest in our smell your mum tees and the orders are coming in thick and fast!!  good news for us and good news for you.  we're gonna try and pop down tomorrow and grab some pics.  anyway, if you own a shop that sells offensive t-shirts, you should be stocking ours.  if you're not, you're missing out and, frankly, that makes you a bit of a twat.  so get in touch now!!!

8th february want some free stickers guaranteed to piss off just about anyone who sees them??  well, we've had some special spit like this stickers made, and you can claim yours now!!  click here for more info.

5th february look out for a competition on totalrock.com coming soon!

1st february our first newsletter was sent out today and it was a big success - thanks to all of you that sent congratulatory emails!!  and if you're new and missed it, you can check it out here!  if you want to join the list, click on any of the links on this webshite - you won't get bombarded (once a month basically) and we don't pass on your details to anyone else.  what are you waiting for??!

january 2003
30th january hooray for everything!  ok, well, us anyway.  yup, folks and fucks, the new ep 'anarchy for two' is out now.  so send us your three quid, details on this webshite, and prepare yourself for just under 18 minutes of sheer unadulterated pleasure!!

30th january the cd covermount on powerplay magazine has been put back until feb 28th - xmas post problems meant that the mag didn't get all the stuff they needed (from other bands, of course, not us!)

29th january check out the latest issue of ice magazine.  page 118 is what you're looking for where you can find a lovely half page smell your mum and spit like this ad featuring our very own vikki!!

28th january as you know, one of the songs off our new ep is going to be on the covermount cd of powerplay magazine any time now...  we thought it would be really neat to make the version on our ep different, so we remixed it.  and it sounds fucking awesome as a result! 

27th january issue 47 of rock sound magazine.  that's what you need to buy if you want to stand the chance of winning one of five smell your mum hoodies!!  they're limited edition and we have no immediate plans to make them, so keep your eyes peeled!

25th january brand new range of spit like this t-shirts coming some time in feb - they're at the printers as we speak.  they'll all have the same front but there will be three different back prints to choose from.  check 'em out!

25th january all recording for the 'anarchy for two' ep is now finished and mixing has started.  it is fucking killer, even if i do say so myself.  the official release date has now been confirmed as thursday 30th january so get your pennies ready!!

22nd january just been forwarded a link to an auction on ebay for a cd of one of my old bands, penthouse suite.  the bit i like the best is the seller describing me, z, as a 'musical mastermind'!  someone that recognises sheer brutal talent when they hear it.  eh?? eh??!!

14th january just released the artwork for the new ep, 'anarchy for two', released end of the month.  i knocked it up last night and think it's rather fucking cool.  go examine the covers and see what goodies you can uncover!!

11th january we have a half page ad coming out in ice magazine later this month (a cross between loaded and bizarre).  it's mainly for our tees but i thought i'd mention it as the star of the ad is our very own vikki!  to view the ad, click here.

10th january the new look spit like this webshite officially went live today.  we do everything on this site ourselves so, if you get in touch, it is us that will see it, not a webmaster.  there's a fuck load of exploring to be done and some real neat things so go start being nosey!

it may be early days, but here's some of the things we can look forward to over the next month or so:   cd cover mount on powerplay magazine... competition in rocksound magazine... competition on total rock radio and, most importantly, the pre-release limited edition version of our 2nd ep, "anarchy for two" - we had a photo session for that recently for the cover - not going to reveal anything just yet but, rest-assured, it will be as decadent as the last.  we'll probably post some out-takes from that on this webshite very soon!