december 2005
31st december 2005 getting ready for 2006?  we are - check out the updated new-look website with new header and titlez!  more changez cumming soon!  if you can't see the new headerz, hit refresh on your browser a couple of timez.  HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone - thanx for your support - you will not believe what we have in store for you in '06!!

30th december 2005 go out and buy the latest issue of BiZARRE MAGAZiNE!  why?  i hear you cry.. simple - inside is an outrageous interview with ZiON and ViKKi with a rather glorious picture to match.  the issue number is 107 (cover date feb 2006) available in all good newsagentz and from their site

28th december 2005 just been informed that we have been chosen by EXTREME INDiE RADiO as one of the BANDZ OF THE YEAR!  as a result, they'll be playing some of our stuff and talking about how fucking great we are on the ANYTHiNG GOES SHOW this FRiDAY 30th DEC at 9pm.  they would love it if you would join in so please phone them up and leave messagez (0871 720 2110) or email them direct to the dj!

23rd december 2005 following the success of last nitez SEXMAS SPECiAL on EXTREME INDiE RADiO, it will be repeated this saturday at 9pm.  you MUST tune in!!  4 or 5 SLT tunez were played along with some great / drunken call-inz by me and ViKKi but, more importantly, some of our SLuTz got involved and their emailz were read out on air - and they were hilarious!!  congratz to HAYLEY and JACOB who both won stuff from the show!

21st december 2005 tune in to the SEXMAS SPECiAL on EXTREME INDiE RADiO tomorrow nite (thurz 22nd) at about 9pm. they will be playing no less than 5 SPiT LiKE THiS trackz PLUS they will be doing a giveaway. i might just be heard as well..!  you can tune in HERE or HERE.  should be a fun show with a model and a 30 year old virgin giving sex advice!

20th december 2005 i've just added 10 new SPiT LiKE THiS desktop wallpaperz for you to download!  you can view them and grab them from our GALLERY >>

20th december 2005 a date for your diary: 20th february 2006.  this is the date our as-yet untitled 18 track compilation album will be released!

20th december 2005 they will be playing us on ROCK THE BOX / PULSE RADiO on sat 31st dec at 9pm (repeated the following mon at 8pm and wedz at 10pm).  tune in here or sky 905

17th december 2005 the GALLERY has been completed!  all 13 of the new galleriez are now up!  not only that, but you can also see some of the shotz that were taken for our SKiN DEEP feature that were never used!  [GALLERY] [SKiN DEEP GRAVEYARD] [SKiN DEEP ROAD] [SKiN DEEP BONER]

16th december 2005 had to share this with you - one of our SLuTz - hayley in the uk - with her SPiT LiKE THiS birthday cake!  how cool is this?!  you can see more pixx on the fan pixx page

13th december 2005 we will be the feature artist on the EXTREME INDiE RADiO SEXMAS SPECiAL taking place on 22nd december!  well, when putting together a SEXMAS special, who else could take part?!?!  detailz are TBC but, as it standz, as well as playing SLT, there will be giveawayz along with an interview slot.

12th december 2005 get on over to ROCK-SOUND.NET for your chance to win some of our krazy kool SMELL YOUR MUM stuff!!

10th december 2005 check out the latest edition to the YOUR TATTZ section of the site - memry from the USA has the SKuLLoX tattoo - the first person outside of the UK to get one!

9th december 2005 at last, for your viewing pleasure, a new GALLERY has been opened!  a couple of weekz back we took over an old mansion for a day and the resultz have to be seen to be believed!  go and check out the new gallery now!

8th december 2005 some of our stuff will be played on EXTREME INDIE RADIO tonight at 9pm and repeated on saturday at the same time.  you can tune in here!

7th december 2005 been sent a copy of JUiCE magazine which, not only has a feature on us but has named SPiT LiKE THiS band of the month!

4th december 2005 yes, it is THAT time of year again and, in time honoured tradition, here is the SPiT LiKE THiS XXXmas card, from us, to you!  click on the image below for a version to print out and have a very very VERY merry christmas!!

4th december 2005 check out the update in the YOUR TATTS section of the site - aimee in nottingham has been added with her brand new "not dead yet" tatt!!  do you have a SPiT LiKE THiS tattoo??  if so, email it in!

november 2005
28th november 2005 our EP from 2004, DRAGGED KiCKiNG & SCREAMING (MEGA003) is now available to buy from all good record storez and online at placez like AMAZON, HMV etc.  the EP featurez live favouritez REBEL LOVER, OBSCENE (BUT NOT HEARD) and WHO NEEDS YOU?  we will no longer be selling it via our smellyourmum.com merch site (apart from signed copiez)

27th november 2005 uploaded the gallery from our show supporting WEDNESDAY 13 at the concorde2 - click here to see it in all it'z gory glory!

24th november 2005 just been advised that METAL HAMMER also have a reader'z poll so, as well as voting furiously for us in KERRANG!, please also CLiCK HERE and vote away!

24th november 2005 go and buy the latest issue of KALEiDOSCOPE MAGAZiNE - massive interview / feature on SPiT LiKE THiS inside plus one of our songz on the cd covermount.  the issue you are after is number 20 (winter 2005/6) - from shops like resurrection records (online at www.resurrectionmusic.com) ; www.musicnonstop.co.uk and direct by sending a cheque for £5.95 to Kaleidoscope - email them for info!

17th november 2005 we have just been confirmed as support for WEDNESDAY 13 at the CONCORDE 2, BRiGHTON next WEDZ 23rd NOV - click here to buy ticketz

16th november 2005 - WE NEED YOUR HELP!!  The KERRANG! reader'z poll is starting now.  As you may or may not know, last year K! reader'z voted us in at # 8 in the Best Unsigned Band category!   We didn't know anything about it until it happened and it got us wondering...what would happen if we PUSHED it?!

So, that is what we are doing. very nicely, with sugar on top.  We are down on our kneez BEGGiNG you to vote for SPiT LiKE THiS in the Best Unsigned Band category.  Of course, you can also vote for us or any individual member in other categoriez but the most important vote is the Best Unsigned Band.

Here are all the categoriez you can vote for us in:

• Best Unsigned Band - SPiT LiKE THiS

• Best Band - SPiT LiKE THiS

• Best Single - "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" by SPiT LiKE THiS

• Best New Band - SPiT LiKE THiS

• Sexiest Female - Vikki Spit from SPiT LiKE THiS

• Sexiest Male - any of the SPiT LiKE THiS boyz (Lord Zion / Stevie Lee / Vile Gilez)

Remember though, if you only have one vote to give us - make it count and do it in the Best Unsigned Band category - this is one that the underdog CAN win!!

KERRANG! has done a very good job of ignoring us since our placing last year - let us MAKE SURE that they cannot ignore us any longer!!

Oh, and we may as well be really cheeky and plead with you to pass this message onto your friendz, family, loverz, children, parentz, petz etc and get THEM to do it.  Every couple of dayz put a bulletin out if you have a myspace account, or email everyone in your address book.. something,  ANYTHiNG!  Bandz like us are made by people like you, NOT record companiez so do your bit for rock n roll!!

16th november 2005 released imminently is KALEiDOSCOPE magazine featuring an interview with SPiT LiKE THiS along with a song on the cd covermount!  more detailz to follow...

12th november 2005 view our latest PRESS RELEASE issued today

12th november 2005 catch some SLT on ROCK THE BOX today at 9pm and the repeatz MON 8-10pm and WEDZ 10-12pm.  tune in here or SKY channel 905

12th november 2005 if you live in the USA you can now buy SPiT LiKE THiS from AMAZON.COM!  

9th november 2005 done an interview today for a feature in a future issue of BiZARRE magazine - will let you know full detailz when we get them!

8th november 2005 it is here at last!  today is the day that SKiN DEEP hitz the shelvez around the country and, within a few more dayz, around the world!  this is our first cover in the uk and, not only that, but a full 6 page in-depth interview with lotz of glorious picturez!  so, get down to your newsagentz TODAY and grab yourself a copy.  you will NOT be disappointed!  if you have any problemz getting in, order a copy from the SKiN DEEP site!

8th november 2005 for sale as from today is our 2004 EP "DRAGGED KiCKiiNG & SCREAMiNG".  it will be re-released nationally on 28th NOVEMBER 2005 so, if you haven't got it yet, get it now!  you can order it from any decent record store or from placez like AMAZON.CO.UK

8th november 2005 it It is with deep regret and heavy heart that today we have to announce the departure of band mate and brother, WANK SiNATRA. he was asked to resign due to unforeseen circumstancez.

at this moment in time, we will not be seeking a replacement and the four of us - LORD ZiON, ViKKi SPiT, STEViE LEE & ViLE GiLEZ - remain a strong, tight unit already in pre-production rehearsalz for our debut album. the beatles rose to superstardom once they went from a 5-piece to a 4-piece band and we have no doubt that this event will only make us stronger. 

unfortunately, due to the short notice, we have had to cancel our gig on 12th november in kingston but it will be re-scheduled soon. keep an eye on our tour page for any updatez.

7th november 2005 get yourself over to CRYPT MAGAZiNE and check out the page they have on ViKKi.  and, speaking of ViKKi, in less than 24 hourz, SKiN DEEP will be on the shelvez with me and V on the cover plus a 6 page in-depth interview inside!!

october 2005
31st october 2005 happy hallowe'en everyone!  and a couple more bitz of press for your loveable roguez, SPiT LiKE THiS!  there is a great review of our SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYING? ep in the latest issue of POWERPLAY mag [read review here] plus a feature in DARK OF NiGHT horrorzine!  

30th october 2005 you can listen to us on the MELTDOWN (on PULSE RATED) sun 6th nov at 10pm; mon 7th at 11pm and thurz 10th at 10pm.  tune in here or SKY channel 905

29th october 2005 added some new photoz to my gallery - they are outtakez from the SKiN DEEP photoshoot.. i saw an advance copy of SKiN DEEP yesterday and the cover and 6 page spread lookz absolutely amazing!  you should order your copy now coz it is gonna sell out - hitz the shelvez NOV 8th

28th october 2005 is he cursed?  i reckon - and we have to share a fucking tour bus with him!  as you probably know, our drummer, ViLE GiLEZ has a rather nasty habit of trashing every single vehicle he drove.  well, coz this wasn't the safest of hobbiez, he decided to get driven around by friendz and, waddyaknow, yesterday he found himself in an upside down car which had just rolled!!  thankfully everyone was ok, just cutz n bruisez.  so, the moral of this story is, do NOT let VG anywhere near your vehicle, coz it WiLL crash!

26th october 2005 the GALLERY has been updated with pixx from the G-LOUNGE back in september, plus our lastest showz including our support wtih FOZZY at the CONCORDE 2 and our support with LA GUNS at the UNDERWORLD - check em out >>

24th october 2005 you can check us out on ROCK THE BOX tonite at 8pm, wedz 26th at 10pm, sat 29th at 9pm, mon 31st at 8pm and wedz 2nd nov at 10pm.    we will also be played on THE MELTDOWN this sunday 30th at 10pm and mon 31st at 11pm and thurz 3rd nov at 10pm.  you can tune in here and also SKY channel 905 

19th october 2005 we are going to be making our 2004 EP DRAGGED KiCKiNG & SCREAMiNG available in all good record storez soon!  expected release date is NOVEMBER 28th.  full detailz when it is confirmed!

19th october 2005 returning from his triumpant interview with TOTAL GUiTAR magazine (coming out novemeber featuring STEViE LEE & ViKKi SPiT), STEViE has opened up his very own MYSPACE page so, go and add him!

15th october 2005 check out ROCK THE BOX tonite at 9pm for some SLT.  the show repeatz mon 17th at 8pm and wedz 19th at 10pm.  tune in here or SKY channel 905

13th october 2005 confirmed detailz of an interview for TOTAL GUiTAR magazine that will take place with ViKKi and STEViE next week.  will let you know when the mag due to hit the shelvez!

13th october 2005 just one month to go til we appear on the cover of SKiN DEEP tattoo magazine.  you can have a sneaky peak of the cover below and, if you follow THiS LiNK you can pre-order your copy coz it is bound to be a sell-out!

12th october 2005 we are back from supporting LA GUNS at the underworld.  were you there?  man it fucking rocked!!  good to see so many of you going crazy for us.  could hardly believe how packed the fucking place was.  big thanx to everyone that gave us their undying support!  big thanx to the underworld for the slot and a big thanx to LA Guns for, well, being LA Guns!!

10th october 2005 you can now get your copy of FLASH magazine with ViKKi in it!  the italian rock mag was released a few dayz ago and is available by writing to: Flash Magazine, via delle Piagge 12, 55040 Vadicastello (LU) Italy or send an email to klausbyron@tin.it 

7th october 2005 you may have just seen us in KERRANG! magazine in their new unsigned section - well, the sponsorz of that new section were a new music site called BANDWAGON and, if you go there, you can download SLT goodiez like wallpaper, ringtonez and mp3'z.  go there now >>

2nd october 2005 just uploaded the gallery from last nite'z riotous show at JUNKTiON 7, NOTTiNGHAM.  view it now then kick yourself if you weren't there!

september 2005
27th september 2005 gig announcement: we have been confirmed as support to one of the all-time legendary rock bandz, LA GUNS at the UNDERWORLD, CAMDEN on 11th OCTOBER.  anyway, part of the deal is that we have to sell some ticketz to keep the venue sweet. no problemo as who-the-fuck wouldn't want to see us and LA GUNS on the same bill?!!  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, if you are buying ticketz, get them thru us. you can do it via the mail (£11.99 chequez to "SPiT LiKE THiS", PO Box 373, Horley, RH6 9WU) or, even better, RiGHT HERE ONLiNE >>

as an xxxtra incentive to get them from us, anyone that doez savez ££££

NO BOOKiNG FEE
NO POSTAGE
CHEAPER TiCKET PRiCE
*PLUS* we will send you a copy of our numbered limited edition cd singled "dragged kicking & screaming" - you cannot get these in the shopz and they are an industry only thing!!

so, what are you waiting for?? DO IT NOW!! >>

27th september 2005 gig announcement: we are playing the FiGHTiNG COCKS, KiNGSTON on SAT 12th NOV.  full detailz tbc so keep an eye on our tour page for detailz

27th september 2005 just added more SMELL YOUR MUM wallpaper to the collection - if you have a compatible phone, check out and get the new stuff, only £1 each!!  CLiCK HERE to view >>

26th september 2005 we are happy to announce that we have just been offered (and accepted!) an endorsement by ROTOSOUND who make guitar and bass stringz (amongst other guitar related itemz!).  they make custom stringz for people like STEVE HARRiS from IRON MAiDEN and other bandz on their roster include CRADLE OF FiLTH & ELECTRiC SiX.  so, next time you want stringz for your guitar or bass, get ROTOSOUND and be in good company!!  view ROTOSOUND website >>

26th september 2005 view our latest PRESS RELEASE issued today

21st september 2005 we are once again playlisted on ROCK THE BOX this sat 24th at 9pm with repeatz on mon 26th 8pm and wedz 28th 10pm - tune in here or SKY channel 905

21st september 2005 oh dear!  see if you can spot the rather dodgy picture of ViKKi in the sept/oct issue (#12) of ALTERNATiVE LONDON magazine...

17th september 2005 released in ITALY on rocktober 5th is FLASH MAGAZiNE featuring ViKKi.  below is a copy of the cover with BRUCE DiCKiNSON from IRON MAiDEN on (note ViKKi on the right) and also a copy of part of the feature itself.  more detailz when we get them..
 

17th september 2005 just posted the pixx from our triumphant return to the LiDO in margate.  we can never recover from how welcum we are made to feel at the LiDO - and big thank you to everyone that was there last night.  this gallery is dedicated to you \m/

15th september 2005 once again those lovely people over at PULSE RADiO have playlisted us so, check us out on ROCK THE BOX this sat 17th sept at 9pm, again on mon 19th at 8pm and finally wedz 21st at 10pm.  tune in here or SKY channel 905

15th september 2005 gig announcement: we will be playing the CARTOON CLUB, croydon on WEDZ 12th OCT supporting ESOTERiCA.  it'z an anklebiter'z nite so under 18'z welcum.  full detailz on our tour page

12th september 2005 the uk'z biggest selling and best tattoo magazine SKiN DEEP have done a half page on us this issue and are running a competition to win some SMELL YOUR MUM clobber! all you have to do to enter is send in the answer to this question: "who is the lead singer of SPiT LiKE THiS?" answerz to Spit Like This Comp, Skin Deep, The Old School, Higher Kinnerton, Chester, CH4 9AJ or email editor@skindeep.co.uk and make sure you go out and buy the mag - it's truly awesome!!  on another SKiN DEEP note, me and ViKKi did another photoshoot for them today - remember, they are going to be doing a massive feature on us in issue 127 so mark it in your diariez!

10th september 2005 a new interview with ZiON is published on unsignedmuzik.com - check it out here

9th september 2005 released today is our limited edition cd single of "dragged kicking & screaming" (off of our SLEAZE SELLS...ep).  each cd is numbered by hand 1 - 1,000 / 1,000.  these are promo discz and WiLL NOT be available in the shopz - most will be distributed amongst the industry.  however, some are being made available for fanz.  if you want information on how to get a copy, email us.

7th september 2005 gig announcement: we are playing junktion 7, nottingham on sat 1st october for the (re)opening of top sleaze n glam nite WiLDSiDE!  costz just £4 to get in and we will be playing with SWEET SEDUCTiON (ex-wild rosez).  full detailz on our tour page

1st september 2005 check us out on PULSE RADiO this sat 3rd sept at 9pm, then again mon 5th at 8pm and wedz 7th at 10pm.  you can tune in online and SKY channel 905.  keep an eye out for an interview on PULSE cumming soon!

august 2005
31st august 2005 gig announcement: we have been confirmed as support to FOZZY at the CONCORDE 2, BRiGHTON on THURZ 20th OCTOBER 2005.  ticketz cost just £8.50 and can be purchased here!

30th august 2005 we have just added more wallpaper for you to download to your mobile phone!  to get the new STREET SLuTz logo for just £1, text SENDME SLT19 to 60300

CLiCK HERE FOR ALL SPiT LiKE THiS wallpaper choicez >>

CLiCK HERE FOR ALL SMELL YOUR MUM wallpaper choicez >>

30th august 2005 check out the latest issue of DEVOLUTiON magazine - containz an extremely favourable review of our latest EP (which you can buy here!!) and also a great picture of ViKKi modelling for the mag.  she is the "face" of DEVOLUTiON for the time-being so grab your copy now for just £2.50

27th august 2005 did the photoshoot for the SKiN DEEP feature yesterday.  SKiN DEEP is the UK'z biggest selling tattoo magazine (also sellz globally) and the shoot was for the front cover and 4 or 5 pagez inside!!  cannot wait for you guyz to see the resultz. some of the set-upz were amazing!  i think it will hit the newzagentz shelvez early october but will confirm that as soon as i know for definite.

24th august 2005 updated the SLuT ART section of the webshite - we love getting your picturez so keep 'em cumming!

22nd august 2005 listen to ROCK THE BOX on PULSE RADiO this saturday 27th at 9pm then again sunday 28th at 9pm, monday 29th at 8pm and wedz 31st at 8pm.  yes, they will be playing SPiT LiKE THiS again!!  tune in here or SKY channel 905

22nd august 2005 cumming soon! a limited edition promo single of our song, "DRAGGED KiCKING & SCREAMiNG"!  the single will be limited to 1,000 numbered copiez and will NOT be available in the shopz.  how do you get your copy??  time will tell!

18th august 2005 listen to ROCK THE BOX on PULSE RADiO this saturday 20th at 9pm then again sunday 21st at 9pm, monday 22nd at 8pm and wedz 24th at 8pm.  why?  coz they'll be playing SPiT LiKE THiS, that'z why!!  tune in here or SKY channel 905

18th august 2005 gig announcement: we are back playing one of our favourite placez - the lido in margate.  since day one, the nutterz in margate have made SPiT LiKE THiS feel very welcum so we cannot wait until friday 16th september when we will be back...

12th august 2005 got inspired and ended up refreshing the header of this site - hope ya like it!

11th august 2005 took delivery today of a spanish rock magazine called LOS MEJORES that featurez an interview with ViKKi.  it'z all in spanish so i have no idea what it sayz but it lookz cool!  so, if you live in spain, buy it now!

11th august 2005 gig announcement: scrawl the 20th september onto your calendarz if you live in the london area coz it is looking likely that we will be playing a gig at the g lounge, camden with kitty hudson, dead famous and nothing to lose.  £3 entry with this flyer!

10th august 2005 going to be doing a photoshoot in the next couple of weekz for the cover of the UK'z biggest selling tattoo magazine, SKiN DEEP.  me ( ZiON ) and ViKKi are gonna be on the cover along with an interview with us inside.  more detailz as soon as we get them!

9th august 2005 great newz!  after a couple of yearz of religiously using their casez, COFFiN CASE have just offered us an endorsement deal!  if you have never seen a COFFiN CASE, you need to check them out!  simply put, there is no other company on the planet that providez such cool housing for your guitar.  not only that but they also do microphone casez and the craziest pedal board!  anyway, enough of the salez pitch - these thingz sell themselvez!  massive thank you to mark at COFFiN CASE for sorting out the endorsement - you rock!! 

8th august 2005 guess who has been modelling for an ad campaign for devolution magazine?  that'z right, our very own ViKKi SPiT!  and very sexy pixx they are too - no-one will be able to resist buying the mag!

6th august 2005 parental control gone mad??  does your school / college / work block this site?  well, lucky for you, we have thought of that and have loadz of different domainz you can enter the site by.  and, before any irate parent sayz we're irresponsible - fuck yeah dickhead!!  we are a fucking rock band and, if you're gonna allow us to bring up your kidz, we're gonna do our best to warp their brainz.  duh!  we're not one of those pussy bandz that putz warningz on the front of their site just coz they say "bloody" on it once.  yeah, they are REALLY rock 'n' roll!  fucking loserz.  we say cunt, fuck and bugger and, if anyone doezn't like that, they can fucking well cunt off, the fucking buggerz!  we welcum all agez and let YOU decide your own censorship.  we do not discriminate.  unless you are a suicide bomber.  anyway, if you HAVE been blocked or think you might, write down these domain namez NOW!! spitlikethis.com / spitlikethis.co.uk / shitlikethis.com / lordzion.com / vikkispit.com / stevielee.co.uk / vilegilez.com / wanksinatra.com / theboner.co.uk / gothglam.com / gothglam.co.uk/ glamgoth.co.uk / cockrock.co.uk / rocklikefuck.co.uk /| rokklikefukk.com / rokklikefukk.co.uk / trashiestbandintheuk.co.uk / bestbandintheuk.co.uk / bestbritishband.co.uk / bestbandintheworld.co.uk / shocknroll.com / shocknroll.co.uk / shockrock.co.uk

6th august 2005 apologiez to those that have been waiting for them, but i have finally gotten around to putting up the pixx from our gig at the red lion, gravesend, kent on june 18th.  view them here!  have also added another page of photoz from our last gig in brighton and more imagez from the sleazefest.

6th august 2005 bollox!  i hate stuff like this.  well, it would seem that the UGLiBEEVA festival we were all looking forward to has been cancelled.  they have gone and run out of dosh so they've blown out the whole thing.  oh well - shit happenz!  we'll try and replace it with something fancy involving stripperz and alcohol or something.

5th august 2005 all new pixx of ViKKi SPiT have been added to her gallery!  they are xxxtra shotz that we took after a magazine photoshoot.  

4th august 2005 we will be played on THE A LiST show with Lynsay Hooper on PULSE RADiO this sat 6th august at 2pm.  the show repeatz mon 8th at 4pm, tuez 9th at 8pm and wedz 10th at 4pm.  tune in on SKY channel 905 or www.pulseunsigned.com 

july 2005
31st july 2005 three more domain namez have been added to our collection.  i know a lot of schoolz n collegez n work placez have banned spitlikethis.com so, to make sure you can still find us, we regularly buy domainz to cheat the system!  you can now also find us at shockrock.co.uk, shocknroll.com and shocknroll.co.uk.  SHOCK N ROLL is the name we have given our unique brand of music.

30th july 2005 at last, the full range of SPiT LiKE THiS ringtonez and wallpaper is online!  pricez are a bargain £1 per download for wallpaper; £1.50 for the polytone ringtonez and just £3.00 for the truetone ringtonez.  there are 10 different wallpaperz to choose from and 8 different ringtonez so, go crazy!!

29th july 2005 pixx from our show last night at the engine room, brighton are now online >>

23rd july 2005 some pixx from last week'z SLEAZEFEST have gone up.  unfortunately, we forgot to take any of the actual show itself, but we do know some exist so will get the on asafp.  in the meantime, enjoy imagez of us being, well, us!!

22nd july 2005 did you know that we have a strong presence on myspace.com?  you can find us at SPiT LiKE THiS | SMELL YOUR MUM | LORD ZiON |  ViKKi SPiT | WANK SiNATRA

21st july 2005 brand new interview with me (ZiON) has been put up over at rockhospital.com - click here to view it or view the archive in our interview section

20th july 2005 the brand new site dedicated to our Army of STREET SLuTz is now open at www.streetslutz.com

18th july 2005 because we love you so very much, today we have purchased the domain namez streetslutz.com, streetslutz.co.uk, spitlikethisslutz.com & spitlikethisslutz.co.uk.  why did we do this?  simple - in the next few dayz, we are going to launch a sister site dedicated to our loyal Army of STREET SLuTz.  we will issue you with instructionz on your latest missionz, give you special offerz, feature your success storiez, do SLuT profilez, galleriez etc.  from us to you!  it will be your site so we need you to send us anything and everything!

13th july 2005 don't forget to VOTE FOR US in the 2005 KERRANG! AWARDZ!  you can do it RiGHT HERE ONLiNE or using the coupon in the mag.  you can vote for us in the following categoriez:

Best British Newcomer: SPiT LiKE THiS
Best Single: "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" by SPiT LiKE THiS
Best Live Band: SPiT LiKE THiS
Best British Band: SPiT LiKE THiS
Best Band On The Planet: SPiT LiKE THiS

yes, i know it'z a long shot, but stranger thingz have happened and i know how much you guyz love shaking up the foundationz!!

12th july 2005 our friendz over at PULSE RADiO will be playing us again on SAT 16th JULY at 9pm on their ROCK THE BOX show.  the show repeatz SUN 17th at 9pm, MON 18th at 8pm and WEDZ 20th at 12pm.  tune in online and SKY channel 905.

remember: you can still request SPiT LiKE THiS on TOTALROCK RADiO and KERRANG RADiO by emailing studio@totalrock.com and kerrangradio@kerrangradio.com 

12th july 2005 the latest press release has just been issued

10th july 2005 if you are near the south coast in BRiGHTON on 28th july, you MUST cum along to the gig at the ENGiNE ROOM.  it is called WONDERLAND and with good reazon...  it is a trash / fetish / burlesque nite featuring performance artistz, the SUiCiDE GiRLZ and the TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK... SPiT LiKE THiS!!  doorz open at 10pm and it only costz £4 so no fucking excusez, you pussiez!!

10th july 2005 we are onstage at 9pm saturday 10th sept at the UGLiBEEVA '05 festival.  full detailz on our tour page.  just found out that the legendary BUZZCOCKS are headlining - fucking awesome!!

7th july 2005 wankerz.  hope all our friendz and fanz in london are ok.

4th july 2005 we have teamed up with those sex kittenz over at ROCK SOUND MAGAZiNE to do a competition to win some of our great SMELL YOUR MUM merchandize.  CLiCK HERE TO ENTER >>

june 2005
30th june 2005 don't forget to tune in to TOTALROCK RADiO tomorrow morning between 9am and 12noon - they will be playing the exclusive session that we recorded for them back in may.  on another TOTALROCK related note, we are going into the studio tomorrow afternoon to record a show "best bandz in the uk" to be broadcast at a later date.  watch this space!

30th june 2005 one of our tunez will be on PULSE RADiO this saturday 2nd july on ROCK THE BOX at 9pm.  the show will be repeated on monday 4th july at 8pm and wednezday 6th july at 12pm.  you can tune in here and sky channel 905

28th june 2005 check out sleaze-metal.com as ViKKi SPiT has been made the girl of the month for june! (scroll down the page for the english version)

27th june 2005 did you know that you can request SPiT LiKE THiS on KERRANG RADiO??  you can email them on kerrangradio@kerrangradio.co.uk and ask them to play something off of the "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" EP by SPiT LiKE THiS.  you can also call them asking for more SLT on 0845 053 1052 or text them on 80908

27th june 2005 just been shown some great reviewz that we knew nothing about!  they appeared in issue 18 of KALEiDOSCOPE magazine and can be found on our reviewz page >>

24th june 2005 the KERRANG! AWARDZ are cumming!!  please be ever so kind and sexy by voting for us in the following categoriez:

best british newcomer: SPiT LiKE THiS
best single: "Sleaze Sells...But Who's Buying?" SPiT LiKE THiS
best live band: SPiT LiKE THiS
best british band: SPiT LiKE THiS
best band on the planet: SPiT LiKE THiS

the form is in the latest issue of KERRANG! but, if you don't have one, scribble your nominationz down on a piece of paper along with your name, address, age and email addy and post it to Kerrang! Awards 2005, Kerrang!, PO Box 2930, London, W1A 6DZ.

thank you - and may hoardez of big tittied women / big willied gentlemen lead the charge to your pantz \m/

24th june 2005 the session we recorded for TOTALROCK RADiO will be aired next friday 1st july between 9am and 12noon - so tune in and check out how we cut it live..!

22nd june 2005 date change: our gig at the engine room, brighton has been moved to thurz 28th july.  they are having a fetish / burlesque nite with stripperz etc and thought we would make a wonderful musical accompanyment - i quite agree!!

21st june 2005 gig announcement: we have been asked to play at UGLiBEEVA '05 FESTiVAL on 9th, 10th & 11th september.  the festival will be in north yorkshire and lookz to be a blast attracting 35,000 punterz over the weekend!  full detailz on the UGLiBEEVA '05 website

17th june 2005 i think congratulationz might be in order!  we have just had confirmation that our ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" has been the top selling EP in the country since release on may 30th.  it has also been at number one in the official ep chartz since that date!  this is quite some achievement and, from here, we can only get stronger!!  so far, this ep has placed:

#1 amazon pre-salez chart
#1 official ep chartz
#5 amazon.cd singlez chart
#8 uk rock & metal chart
#13 future chart

not bad for a bunch scoundrelz like us, eh??  still not got your copy??  shame on you!  go and buy it now from amazon or download from napster

16th june 2005 gig announcement: we will be playing our first show on the south coast in sunny brighton, east sussex on wedz 27th july 2005.  full detailz to follow, so keep an eye on the tour page >>

14th june 2005 remember, we will be on TotalRock Radio tomorrow morning at about 11-ish so tune in a listen!  you can go to totalrock.com and listen there or tune in to sky channel 938.  if you have any questionz you would like to ask us, leave them on our message board here - the dj interviewing us (catbird) set us this thread specifically for that reazon...  so, ask away!

11th june 2005 photoz from our most triumphant return to the camden underworld have been put online - big thank you to everyone that wasn't at download and came to witness what has to have been one of the greatest rock n roll showz ever!!  i have also added a SHiT LiKE THiS gallery which is random photoz of us being stupid.  go to the gallery and check 'em all out >>

8th june 2005 our EP can now be downloaded from NAPSTER.  our american friendz can download it from NAPSTER USA and friendz in canada from NAPSTER CANADA.  you crazy japanese people can get it from AMAZON JAPAN

8th june 2005 now this makez me so fucking proud.  walking into a random ViRGiN MEGASTORE and seeing the EP just sitting there on the shelvez..  fucking fantastic.  best bit is, some had been sold!!

7th june 2005 we are still on the a-list playlist on TotalRockRadio so please fire off an email to studio@totalrock.com requesting "TRiCK OR MiSTREAT" by SPiT LiKE THiS.  do it no before you forget!!

staying with TotalRock, there will be a live interview next wedz (15th) with me (ZiON) and ViKKi SPiT.  we promise that this time talkz about goat sex will be kept to a minimum \m/

final TotalRock piece is a plea and i will cut and paste it directly from their newsletter: "TotalRock's Andy King has suffered a major blow, with the complete devastation of his home and the loss of his possessions when a fire broke out last Friday. As you can imagine, he and his family are facing very tough times. A number of people are organising benefit shows to raise money to help them. The first happens at the Rat & Parrot in Bexleyheath on June 13. Further details are available from the TotalRock Forum, the TotalRock Yahoo Chatters' Groups and at www.rockmatrix.com. If anyone wishes to send donations, here are the details: Any cash donations, please send to: S.Rust The AK Family Appeal C/O TotalRock 1 Denmark Place London WC2H 8NL For toy and cloth donations, please send to: The AK Family Appeal Enterprise Studios 1-6 Denmark Pl, Soho, London WC2H8NL"

3rd june 2005 our good friendz ADAM BOMB have been added to the bill for the gig at THE TEK, ESSEX this monday.  it is an ALL AGEZ night so make sure you get down there!

1st june 2005 the first download site is listing our ep for sale now - click here to download the ep from karmadownload.com

may 2005
31st may 2005 it is here!  the wait is finally over!  our new ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" is in storez now.  check out the full list of shopz you can get it from here.  just today we saw on future chart that the ep is at number 13, beating billy corgan, erasure and fightstar.  future chart is a prediction of the forthcoming top 40 so, who knowz?!

FACT 1: we hit number one on the amazon pre-release chart!

FACT 2: we hit number five on the amazon cd singlez chart!

FACT 3: we are number eight in the uk rock & heavy metal chart!

FACT 4: we are number 13 on future chart!

all of this is because of you, our loyal SLuTz.  it is also because the EP is fantastic, which is why it was awarded SiNGLE OF THE WEEK!

so, what are you waiting for??  BUY YOUR COPY NOW >>

PS we have just found out that the initial pressing of the EP has completely sold out!  some storez may not have the EP yet as a result.  DO NOT LiSTEN TO THE STAFF if they tell you that they may not be able to get it as a second pressing is currently underway and it will ship to all storez in the next few dayz!  if anyone DOES experience problemz, please email me with the store detailz so we can kick some arse!! 

27th may 2005 the icing on the cake!  just had newz that our new ep entered the rock & metal album chartz at number 8 - right inbetween the darkness and lostprophets - just on Pre-Release salez!!  It isn't even released yet!! not bad for a band with NO record deal, NO national press, NO mainstream radio airplay, NO adz, NO video, NO tv.  just word-of-mouth and a fucking awesome product!  click the image below to see the chart then BUY YOURZ NOW>>

27th may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

26th may 2005 unbelievably we are still number one on amazon.co.uk - this has to be some kind of record for an unsigned band, surely?!  HELP US MAKE SPiT LiKE THiSTORY >>

26th may 2005 trackz off our forthcumming ep will be aired on rock the box with jimi the vox, this saturday at 9pm, repeated on monday 30th at 8pm and again wedz 1st at 12pm.  you can tune it at pulseunsigned.com and sky channel 905

25th may 2005 3rd day running that we have held the number one slot on amazon.  considering that it is updated hourly, it is an incredible accomplishment for a band in our position.  every other band on there has national exposure in support of their record, either on radio, tv, magz or, as in most casez, all of the above.  us, all we have is YOU.  and you have done us fucking proud!  if you haven't already, GO BUY OUR CD NOW!! >>

25th may 2005 gig announcement: we'll be at the harp rock bar, croydon, surrey on sunday 19th june.  gigz at the harp are alwayz a laugh and, best of all, free entry!  so, come on down and get pissed with us - oh, and watch a blinding gig too!!

25th may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

24th may 2005 what can i say?  for a full 24 hourz now, we have been at number 1 on the amazon hot pre-release chart outselling everyone.  people like u2 have fallen in our wake!  all this pushed us up to a high of number 5 on the amazon cd singlez chart and, just a couple of hourz ago, we were the 83rd most popular item on amazon.  that is 83rd out of all the cd'z, bookz, dvd'z etc that they sell.  i don't know what the fuck is going on but i do know it is all down to you.  we are in total fucking shock BUT, it just goez to show what can be achieved if you stick to your gunz and make up your own fucking rulez!!!
PLEASE KEEP US AT NUMBER ONE - WE LiKE IT!! >>

24th may 2005 well, fuck me!  a new day and we are STiLL at number 1 on the amazon hot pre-release chart!  we are still kicking u2'z arse.  PLUS, we are STiLL at number 9 on the amazon cd singlez chart and, as i type, we are the 155th most popular item on amazon!!  WE FUCKiNG RULE!!  but, more importantly, so do YOU GUYZ - the people that have achieved this result.  not got yourz yet??  GET ONE NOW >>

24th may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

23rd may 2005 our first number one!!  unbelievably, as of 10pm tonight, we are NUMBER ONE of the AMAZON TOP 25 HOT PRE-RELEASE CD SiNGLEZ CHART!!  that beatz u2, the foo fighterz, white stripez..  fuck it, IT BEATZ EVERYONE!!  i did a print screen of it for prosperity - click on it below to see our triumph in massive close-up!  by the way, that putz us at number 9 in the TOP 100 CD SiNGLEZ!!  a big THANK YOU to everyone that has helped us get this great honour and, if you haven't done it yet, GO BUY OUR CD NOW!! >>

21st may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

21st may 2005 i am getting more and more freaked out by the day here!  I just did a google search for our new ep when i stumbled across this link on amazon.co.uk.  please note, it is the top 25 HOT pre-release cd singlez chart.  and there we are at # 8.  and all the other bandz are thingz like u2, coldplay, gwen stefani et cetera.  to say i am in shock is a bit of an understatement!!  to EVERYONE that has pre-ordered the ep so far, THANK YOU.  to everyone else, if you haven't done it already, please PRE-ORDER ONE NOW!! >>>

21st may 2005 did our first session for totalrock radio yesterday and a damn good session it was too!  to be frank, we now understand why people tell us how fucking good we are live - it'z the first time WE experienced SLT live and, you know what, we fucking rule!  will let you know when it will be broadcast. i am also happy to confirm that, for the 3rd consecutive week, we are on the a-list playlist at totalrock.com so please request our song "trick or mistreat" by sending an email to studio@totalrock.com 

18th may 2005 gig cancellation: we are sorry to announce that we have had to cancel our planned gig on 1st june at the shed, leicester. something has cum up that we CANNOT miss. full detailz will be announced soon! apologiez to everyone that was looking forward to it - no-one is sorrier than us that we can't do it!

16th may 2005 only at a SPiT LiKE THiS show... check out the pixx from the show last night - we attract the most debauched bunch of motherfuckerz imaginable!  two of our SLuTz went down in SPiT LiKE THiStory last nite - one for piercing the other'z nipple with an SLT pin badge!

14th may 2005 for the second week running, "trick or mistreat" - the lead song off our new EP, is on totalrock.com'z A-LiST PLAYLiST!  please help keep it there by sending an email to studio@totalrock.com requesting it!!  spanx!

13th may 2005 single of the week!!  yep, the very first review for "SLEAZE SELLS..." is in and we get awarded single of the week!  not bad, eh?!  here'z a snippet: "...wear what they tell you and do it now...Think Adam Ant, The Godamn Whores, T-Rex, Motley Crue, early Twisted Sister...the kind of band that your parents worry about, a band to throw your underwear at - ban this filth now" - you can read the full thing here and big thanx to sean at organart.com for the accolade.  CLiCK HERE TO BUY YOURZ >>

12th may 2005 oh.my.god.  this lookz like just about the coolest thing ever!!  GiG ANNOUNCEMENT: we have been asked to play the NiGHT OF PAN TWiSTED POST ViNTAGE BALLROOM.  this is us to a tee with dancing girlz, fire, magic and many other surprisez!  you have to check out the website for the full story.  dress to impress - no street clothez here!!  now, why can't EVERY fucking gig we do be like this instead of us getting lumped with dull rock bandz all the time?!!

11th may 2005 ep is now available to PRE-ORDER from PLAY.COM

11th may 2005 our biggest every NOiZLETTER was sent out today to an incredible, amazing 9,868 subsciberz!!

10th may 2005 our forthcumming ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" has now been added to the HMV databasez so you can either PRE-ORDER IT ONLiNE or walk into a store and do it!!  You can also pre-order it from 101cd.com and amazon.co.uk - more added daily!

9th may 2005 it has just been confirmed that we will be doing a session for totalrock radio!  we're recording it on the 20th may and will let you know the broadcast datez as soon as we get them

9th may 2005 today is the day to start requesting "trick or mistreat" by SPiT LiKE THiS on totalrock.com - email them on studio@totalrock.com

8th may 2005 one of the classiest rock websitez around, fivemileshigh.com, has made us band of the month for may!  big thankz to jamez for all his support \m/

7th may 2005 view the latest press release, issued today

6th may 2005 more great newz!  just received confirmation that we have been put on the A-LiST PLAYLiST at totalrock.com!  that'z us up there with the likez of foo fighterz, judas priest, motley crue, nin, slipknot and wednesday 13!!  PLEASE HELP US STAY THERE by emailing studio@totalrock.com requesting "trick or mistreat" by SPiT LiKE THiS whenever the urge takez you!  big thanx to the guyz at totalrock.com for seeing the big picture xxxxx

6th may 2005 it just keepz on moving onward and upward!  you people are doing us so fucking proud at the moment.  amazon salez ranking today is at 449.  to help put that in perspective for you, the latest motley crue cd, which is being backed by a massive world tour, is at 3,300 odd!!  so that 449 of ourz is really REALLY fucking impressive.  and it is all down to you.  thank you SO FUCKiNG MUCH!!! ORDER YOURZ NOW >>

5th may 2005 fuck me!  we have leapt another 1,500 placez up the amazon.co.uk salez rank!  as i type, we're at number 979.  when u think of the hundredz of thousandz of itemz amazon have on their site, breaking top 1,000 with an ep that is yet to be released is pretty fucking amazing!!  let'z see how high we can get - ORDER YOURZ NOW >>

4th may 2005 to celebrate the imminent release of "SLEAZE SELLS...", we have made this t-shirt bearing the warning that featurez on each and every SLT release.  go on, you know you want one!!  available only from our smellyourmum.com sister site!

4th may 2005 i know it is early dayz but just wanted to say THANK YOU to everyone that has pre-ordered "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" so far.  in one day, it has jumped 5,000 placez UP the amazon.co.uk salez chartz, so that'z cool!  i know some of you have had problemz ordering it in shopz - it WiLL be on the computerz of all the major record storez (and these independentz) in the next few dayz - bank holiday has slowed thingz down a bit!  so, please please please keep on trying!

4th may 2005 gig announcement: we will be back at the music tek 2, dagenham, essex on 6th june.  THiS IS AN ALL AGEZ NiGHT, so get your arsez down there!!

4th may 2005 gig cancellation: we are sad to report that we have had to cancel our gig at bradford rio'z on 27th as it clashez with something rather tasty.  cannot divulge what that is yet but, it is quite exciting!!

2nd may 2005 you can pre-order "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG" EP as from TODAY!! why should you pre-order?? well, here'z why:

1. It guaranteez that you will have the EP in your handz on the day of release
2. The more that are pre-ordered, the more that shopz will put it on the shelvez.  The more that are on the shelvez, the more we will sell.
3. Our distributer will be very happy indeed!
4. As will our manager!!
5. We stand more chance of hitting the chartz!
6. It is FUCKiNG AWESOME!

the full list of shopz that you can order it from is HERE and you can also order from amazon.co.uk HERE

2nd may 2005 we're on the playlist at metallic onslaught, a radio station in new york, usa.  you can listen via the internet here or weos 89.7 fm

april 2005
29th april 2005 gig announcement: we shall be playing mr smithz in bournemouth on friday 23rd september with cold earth (who we are playing with at the underworld on 9th june!)

28th april 2005 you can pre-order "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" from AMAZON right now!!

27th april 2005 the full list of shopz that you will be able to buy "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" has just been announced.  CLiCK HERE TO ViEW IT!

27th april 2005 press release: the latest press release is online...

25th april 2005 updated the gallery with some pixx from the last couple of showz we've done - some great stuff there, so check it now!

24th april 2005 calling all SLuTz!!  as you should know by now, we have our brand spanking new ep cumming out may 30th.  this is our first cd that will be available in the shopz and, if enough people buy it, it could even chart!  so, to help us, please print out as many of these flyerz as you can and hand them out to everyone you know (click on the image to get the printable version)!!

PLUS, if you have a webshite of your very own, please please please PLEASE put this banner on your site and link it to http://sleazesells.com (you will have to upload the banner onto your server as we can no longer support hotlinking)

24th april 2005 you can now download photo quality imagez of the whole band plus each individual member from the gallery!  the imagez are huge (300dpi) and are designed to fit onto a sheet of a4 paper.  we recommend you use photo quality paper and the best print setting your printer has to offer!

21st april 2005 our new ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" will be available for you to PRE-ORDER from ALL GOOD RECORD SHOPZ as from monday 2nd may.  release date is 30th may.

15th april 2005 gig announcement: bradford rio'z is the venue we shall be playing on friday 27th may - just 3 dayz before the release of our new ep so expect unadulaterated overexcited kaos!

15th april 2005 gig announcement: if they can tear me away from blackgang chine for a few minutez, we shall be playing a gig at the royal squadron on the isle of wight on friday 22nd july 2005.  i cannot fucking wait!

11th april 2005 updated the SLuT ART section...

9th april 2005 have just updated sleazesells.com with the some sneak peakz of the artwork for SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG? - out MAY 30th!

4th april 2005 gig announcement: well, we're back in BRiSTOL, this time at the FULL MOON supporting SHMiR - so it should be a great nite.  book FRiDAY 15th JULY off for the show!

4th april 2005 gig announcement: got another date confirmed with ADAM BOMB, this time at the WiNDMiLL, BRiXTON on 29th MAY.  day before the release of our new ep so make sure you get your arsez down there!

2nd april 2005 the video we shoot to TRiCK OR MiSTREAT has been edited together and lookz awesome!  go to sleazesells.com for the trailer!

1st april 2005 gig announcement: we are playing the newly refurbished music tek 2, dagenham, essex on saturday 30th april 2005.  should be great - we loved the old tek so will be interesting to see what this one is like...

march 2005
31st march 2005 due to mahoosive bandwidth chargez, we are having to stop all hotlinking from our sitez.  if you are hotlinking from us (ie using a banner), it will no longer be viewable on your site so please upload the imagez onto your own server.  everything else remainz the same!

29th march 2005 the running order of the new ep has been confirmed - full detailz on sleazesells.com

28th march 2005 imagez from our video shoot have been uploaded onto the "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" companion site, sleazesells.com - click here to see them!

28th march 2005 the gallery has been updated including imagez from our most recent showz

25th march 2005 just cum back from a video shoot to trick or mistreat - it was fucking chaos and the end result is just gonna blow people away.  this video is going to show the world why no-one - NO-ONE - cumz close to SPiT LiKE THiS.  you have been warned...

25th march 2005 gig cancellation: our gig at infinity on 17th april has been cancelled.  infinity has closed and the promotor cannot find another venue to locate the show to - sorry folkz!

23rd march 2005 went and did the mix on gay man, the last track on the new ep today.  also got the official release date - 30th may 2005.  write it in your diary, carve it in your arm, write it in blood on the wallz - this is the big one!

23rd march 2005 is this not just about the coolest thing you ever did see??  i want one sooooooo bad - anyone want to take the hint, my birthday is on june 9th!  SPiT LiKE THiS + sugar - what an awesome combination!  hit the picture to see more...

22nd march 2005 venue change: our gig at infinity on the 17th april is being changed to a different venue, most probably the marquee.  this will be confirmed in the next few dayz...

21st march 2005 gig announcement: it'z a long way off but we are playing the hare & houndz, kingz heath, birmingham on saturday 13th august.  more detailz when we get 'em

20th march 2005 please vote for us to play the bulldog bash in 2005.  all you gotta do is follow this link and post in the forum.  we launched smellyourmum.com at the bash a few yearz back so it would be a cool thing to go back there and play!

20th march 2005 new in store now - an assortment of 10 SPiT LiKE THiS 25mm pin badgez!!  each badge is different, and feature some of our logoz and each band member.  check 'em out >>

20th march 2005 went to decadence last nite (sleaze / glam club in london) - our buddy acey slade (murderdollz / trashlight vision) was guest dj and he stuck on "dragged kicking & screaming" off the forthcumming ep - it fucking practically tore the club down!  it sounded so fucking good and everyone went nutz.  cannot wait for you guyz to be able to hear this new ep!

19th march 2005 well, the recording is finished and three-quarterz of the mixing is finished.  i'm back on wedz for the final mix and master.  full diary report is on our companion site, sleazesells.com >>

18th march 2005 one of our trackz (REBEL LOVER) has been playlisted on ROCK THE BOX (PULSE RADiO).  it will play on the 19th, 21st and 23rd at 9pm - you can check it out on SKY 905

16th march 2005 first day in the studio and everything is going great.  read the full report on the companion site sleazesells.com

15th march 2005 our new site, sleazesells.com, officially launchez today.  this site is a companion to spitlikethis.com and is the making of our forthcumming ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?".  it will feature the most up-to-date newz and reportz on the recording, along with candid pixx, moviez, samplez etc.  so, bookmark it and check back daily! visit sleazesells.com NOW >>

14th march 2005 gig announcement: we will be supporting ADAM BOMB at the underworld in camden, london on 9th june 2005.  ticketz are just £6.50 in advance - it is also my birthday :)

10th march 2005 gig announcement: now this is some line-up!  we're gonna be supporting ADAM BOMB at the shed in leicester on 1st june 2005.  ticketz are just £5 - you will not find a more explosive show in town!!

9th march 2005 gig announcement: we will be at the harp rock bar, west croydon on sunday 3rd april 2005.  entry is FREE!!  full detailz on our tour page >>

9th march 2005 gig announcement: got 2 gigz confirmed, the first one is at the cartoon club, croydon on saturday 26th march.  we are supporting renegade (a rage against the machine tribute act) so it should be awesome.  costz just £5 to get in with this flyer and doors open at 8pm.  the second gig is on sunday 17th april at infinity, london w1.  this is a monsta contraband showcase so there are 6 bandz total!  doorz open @ 6pm, we are on @ 8pm sharp!  costz just £5 with this flyer.  remember - dress SLUTTY!!!

7th march 2005 set your browserz to stun and bookmark sleazesells.com - you'll be needing it soon...

7th march 2005 due to popular demand, we have made our "GO FUCK YOURSELF" stickerz available for you to buy in packz of 100 for just £4.99!!  you can still get freebiez from this site or if you are a STREET SLuT but, for those that want to, BUY YOURZ HERE >>

7th march 2005 yet again we are in the pagez of PENTHOUSE magazine - one of the finest porno publicationz there is.  tucked away amongst all the titz, arse and, yes, pussy, is a rather sexy ad for our forthcumming ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?"

6th march 2005 RiP tommy vance, the voice of rock...

february 2005
25th february 2005 check out ViKKi as BABE OF THE MONTH on glam-metal.com - don't she look good!?

24th february 2005 gig announcement: we will be playing costermongerz, priory square, birmingham on sunday 15th may.  full detailz on the tour page >>

23rd february 2005 it is 99.9% positive that we will be shooting our debut music video at the beginning of march!  the 7 hour shoot will take place in a top secret location north of london and will be debut in march.

23rd february 2005 good friend and champion of SLT, shock american dj vince wylde, has just had his first book of blogz published, "best of .12 gauge opinions".  naturally, we are mentioned in it: "SPIT LIKE THIS - It's official. This is THE band to see, hear, taste, experience. Lord Zion and his crew of un-wanted houseguests will re-awaken your inner child and scare the crap out of your kids. You must buy their CDs. NOW. Radio's Avenger commands you. Go now to Spit Like This Dot Com."

22nd february 2005 the weird world of SLT - got a "present" this morning from someone, no idea who, but it was a cd.  so, we stuck it in the pc only to find that it is a 5 and-a-half minute movie of a woman masturbating furiously with a couple of vibratorz!!  anyone else want to send us any filth, please feel free!

21st february 2005 in antici...pation of our forthcumming ep, "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?", we today purchased the domain namez sleazesells.com and sleazesells.co.uk - watch this space!

17th february 2005 girlz!!  you will be moist to know that the entire range of SPiT LiKE THiS and SMELL YOUR MUM t-shirtz are now available as lycra mini-dressez!  for more information, go to smellyourmum.com

17th february 2005 got a great cd review on GLiTZiNE - "Spit Like This 'Dragged Kicking & Screaming', 10 out of 10 stars. Sleaze down your throat" - you can read the whole glowing review on our reviewz page here.

17th february 2005 gig announcement: we will be playing the attik, leicester on either the 29th june or 9th july 2005 - exact date tbc so keep an eye on this site for confirmation!

11th february 2005 gig announcementz: most of these are some way off and / or to be confirmed so, make sure you keep an eye on the tour page before setting out!  20th march, infinity, london... 27th april, clapham grand, london... 18th june, red lion, gravesend, kent... 25th june, oasthouse, rainham, kent...  more cumming soon!

9th february 2005 we will be in the studio 16th, 17th & 18th march to record our new ep which will be distributed by universal.  the title of the ep will be "SLEAZE SELLS...BUT WHO'S BUYiNG?" and the likely release date is the end of april.  it will be a four track ep, confirmed trackz are "trust your instincts", "trick or mistreat", "dragged kicking & screaming" & "gay man".

8th february 2005 dear oh dear oh dear..  lookz like we've REALLY rattled someonez cage this time.  check out this email that was received by our manager from someone describing themselvez as a 'concerned parent': 

"As every self respecting educated parent knows, it does not take long to suss out what is really behind the anti social propaganda you promote. MONEY and that is all it is. None of you give a shit about the kids you promote your shit to, it is just a way of making lots of of the stuff out of the the so called bored teenagers who are vulnerable to the sick shit you are promoting. People like you will get rich out of it and at the end of the day, leave the parents to clean the minds of our kids who have read and listened to your crap. What is the problem with Spit Like This. If they have true talent then they will be noticed without all this crap feeding the kids with anti social and anti parent behaviour. Your business promotes the making of Money and not the welfare of the of the kids in the community." ANARCHY" YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT. I will be contacting Government departments in order to have you closed down. Your bussiness is Abusive, Indecent and Anti Social"

watch out everyone, he'z going to get us closed down!!  he'z gonna go to the department of naughty rock bandz and get us annihilated.  i mean, the government isn't doing anything important at the moment, is it?  rescuing the nhs?  at war in iraq?  that all pales into insignificance when you compare it to the major HAZARD that we are.  sheesh, i read his compelling argument against us and nearly closed us down myself.  what a prick!  in it for the money?!!  i nearly fell off my throne when i read that.  as you all know, we are 100% DIY - we have only gotten this far through determination and hard work, not record company handoutz.  if we were in it for the money, we'd be writing busted style songz and sucking off simon cowell!  if he knew ANYTHiNG about us, he would know that we stand for FREE SPEECH & FREE EXPRESSiON.  what he is suggesting is censorship of the highest order and he is a prime example of WHY we promote "anti-parent" behaviour - he is trying to REPRESS and that is something that i will ALWAYZ fight.  man, i feel sorry for his kidz.  do your worst, dickweed.

8th february 2005 it makez you proud, doesn't it?  the spread of the SPiT LiKE THiS UNiVERSE reachez far and wide.  this month, you can find us in the hallowed pagez of PENTHOUSE magazine!  SLT and porn, the perfect marriage!!

january 2005
26th january 2005 brand new flyer has just been designed for all you STREET SLuTz out there to print out and stick up / hand out.  for 2005, we have finally given you your own logo!  you have become an army - hell, i bet you're even bigger than some armiez!! - so, as a result, your logo has a, *ahem*, military feel.  PLUS, as an added bonus, it is designed to piss off the majority of decent people.  you can also get this new logo on a t-shirt!!  full detailz on the £5 STREET SLuT T-SHiRT OFFER here or simply CLiCK HERE TO BUY T-SHiRT >>

26th january 2005 been sent another piece of your fantastic art by aimee - have put it in the SLuT ART section >>

25th january 2005 not seen it with my own eyez yet but, in an article on chavz in new statesman magazine, our sister site, smellyourmum.com, is mentioned!! and i quote: "A slightly scary website called smellyourmum.com has no fewer than 17 anti-chav and anti-townie T-shirts such as 'Kill a Chav', 'Fuck This Shit I'm Going Chav-Hunting' and 'Chavs Suck, Innit'" - how much do we fucking RULE?!! good to see we are getting the recognition that we deserve in our crusade against the drooling class!

24th january 2005 we now have a profile for SPiT LiKE THiS on myspace.com - one of the world'z largest communitiez - so come join us and add us to your friendz list!

23rd january 2005 gallery imagez from last night'z awesome gig in gravesend are now loaded up and looking f.i.n.e.! big thanx to everyone that was there and made it a night we wont forget \m/

22nd january 2005 gig announcement: we will be playing THE CROFT in BRiSTOL on SUNDAY 13th MARCH 2005.  three bandz total, £4 on the door.  further detailz when we get them..

21st january 2005 come and join me (ZiON) on myspace.com.  i have only just got an account on there so am finding my way around so, bear with me if you try and add me!

20th january 2005 trying a bit of an experiment with a live chatroom, tentatively called the SPiT LiKE THiS SLuTROOM - although as soon as my brain findz a better name for it, i will change it.  anyhow, we have got a boring out-of-the-box freebie version for now but, if it provez to be popular, we'll get a cool looking one.  check it out now and invite some guestz along - the password is "SLuTROCK"

20th january 2005 gig announcement: ok, it'z about a million yearz away (well, a few monthz then) but we'll be playing the PURPLE TURTLE in CAMDEN, LONDON on thursday 7th APRiL 2005 supporting dead famous.  full detailz when we get them.

18th january 2005 about bloody time!  finally got the gallery pixx up from our last gig at egg, london.  detailz are a bit hazy now as it was our xmas party but a good time was had by all!  view egg gallery >>

17th january 2005 due to public demand and to celebrate our recent placing in the KERRANG READER'Z POLL, we shall be recording our 4th ep in the next couple of weekz.  this ep will be our first commercially available cd and will be distributed via universal.  it will be a 4 track ep, confirmed trackz so far are "trust your instinctz", "dragged kicking & screaming" & "trick or mistreat".  the 4th track has yet to be decided.  watch this space!

15th january 2005 first published interview of 2005 and it is with ViKKi SPiT on therockexplosion.com in their "rock girlz" section.  ViKKi has the honour of being the first UK rock chick they've interviewed! you can check out the full interview in english | in italian

15th january 2005 been sent this amazing piece of art by moa from sweden.  as you can see, it is of STEViE LEE and, apparently, she is in the process of doing the rest of us.  can't wait!!  have stuck it up in the SLuT ART section so go there to see a large version

13th january 2005 see if you can spot ViKKi SPiT in the next issue of PENTHOUSE magazine, hitting the storez feb 3rd...

4th january 2005 one of our fave sitez, fivemileshigh.com, has just seen fit to use us for the second time as picture of the month.  this time, they chose a great pic of stevie lee and vile gilez with one of our SLuTz backstage the night we were voted TRASHiEST BAND IN THE UK - and you can see why!!

1st january 2005 just wanted to wish you all a fantastic new year.  THANK YOU for supporting us in every way that you have.  we promise to make 2005 bigger and badder than 2004!!!